Toons in the Big City
Michael- Welcome to the sixth season of Cartoon Rumble! This time we're having eighteen contestants compete in the city of New York! It's been awhile since we've been here. I can see our guests coming.
A large metro bus stopped, kicking all of the contestants out of the bus. Gorgonzola got up off the ground as he dusted himself.
Gorgonzola- Last time I ride in a bus with you next to me.
Rigby- Hey! It's better sitting next to wimpy Courage!
Courage- Ohhhhh!
Courage shook in fear.
Ed- This reminds me of the movie I saw: I was a mutant ninja's teenage dinner. A classic!
Eddy- Shut it, lumpy! No one cares for your stupid movies.
Ed simply smiled.
Ed- Sure am, Eddy!
Mordecai got off the ground.
Mordecai- Uh, is there where we're really going to be?
He looked around the city, unimpressed.
Cajun Fox- Where'd ya think we'd be, in a bird's nest?
Cajun Fox laughed.
Mordecai- Why are you even here, dude?
Cajun Fox- Tough contestants like me have to compete.
Mordecai looked at the bandages the fox had around his nose.
Mordecai- Tough contestant, huh?
The blue jay jokingly pointed to the bandages.
Cajun Fox- Shut it!
Mordecai looked to his left and right.
Mordecai- Well, better you than Katz.
Cajun Fox- That sucka owes me a pair of shades!
Elieen- Hey Rigby.
Rigby- Eileen!
The two hugged.
Gumball- Aww!
Rigby- Shut up!
Gumball- I was just trying to lighten the mood.
Rigby- Well, don't.
Cajun Fox walked up to Finn.
Cajun Fox- So how's getting second place, kid?
Finn- How's getting your nose broken?
Cajun Fox raged with anger.
Cajun Fox- Shut up about that!
Jake- Fox, you better leave my friend alone!
Cajun Fox- Make me, mutt.
Jake- I'm not afraid of you.
Cajun Fox- I ain't afraid of you either!
Jake and Cajun Fox both got in each other's faces.
Buttercup- Fight! Fight! Fight!
Blossom Stop provoking them, Buttercup.
Buttercup- If a fight is going to start this early then I have to be there to see it.
Margaret- It's best to leave Finn and Jake alone if I were you. You wouldn't want to reopen old wounds, now would you?
Cajun Fox quickly hid behind Gorgonzola.
Cajun Fox- Come on, I didn't bother your friends this time.
Gorgonzola- What's gotten into you?! Stop acting like a big baby and fight her already.
Rigby nudged Gorgonzola.
Rigby- Margaret broke his nose last season, dude.
Gorgonzola- Really?! Why did I miss the only interesting thing about this series?
Cajun Fox- Do you have to tell everyone?!
Rigby- I told everyone, texted everyone about it, and made a Facebook page about it. Looks like you'll never live it down.
Eddy- This is rich! The fox got it coming to him already.
Double D- No one likes a big mouth, Eddy.
Cajun Fox- I can see you being the first loser.
Eddy- Me?! Get real! This season needs me.
Cajun Fox- This season needs me too, since I won a season against this freak.
Cajun Fox pushed Dexter, making his glasses fall off. Fortunately, Blossom was there to catch the falling glasses.
Dexter- Hey! You almost wrecked my glasses.
Blossom- Why don't you leave Dexter alone, Cajun?
Cajun Fox- Ain't that sweet. She's protecting her boyfriend.
Cajun Fox nudged Rigby.
Rigby- Boyfriend?! Really?!
Rigby started laughing.
Eileen- Rigby, don't laugh.
Rigby- Aw, fine!
Dexter quickly blushed. He put his glasses back on and looked at Blossom.
Blossom- Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
Dexter- I never knew how …
Blossom- You say something, Dexter?
Dexter- Oh, just thanking you for saving my glasses.
Blossom- Oh! No problem.
Eddy- New season means new chances for me to get more cash!
Ed- Eddy's the man with the plan!
Buttercup- That's where you're wrong, because I'm this season's champ!
Bubbles- I hope this season I can win again.
Gorgonzola- Sorry, but this season's getting a new winner, and that's me.
Rigby- As long as it's not Courage then I'm good.
Courage- At least I made it to the final four.
Everybody laughed, making Rigby turn red with anger.
Marceline- Nice one, Courage.
Rigby- You got a lot to say, huh?!
Rigby started getting in Courage's face.
Cajun Fox- I didn't find it funny one bit.
Rigby- Thanks, man.
Cajun Fox- For what? I just can't stand that dog.
Courage- Oh boy!
Michael- Quiet down, contestants!
Michael walked up to the eighteen contestants.
Gorgonzola- What took you so long?!
Michael- Red Sox played the New York Yankees. Since we're in New York City I just had to see that rivalry. Anyways, did everyone meet each other?
Rigby stared angrily at a frightened Courage, Blossom glared at Cajun Fox while he growled back, and Gumball scratched the back of his head.
Michael- I'll take that as a yes. Alright, this season theme is Old Vs. New!
Buttercup- Old Vs. New?
Michael- Yeah, meaning the old Cartoon Network shows will face off against the new Cartoon Network shows.
Rigby- Sweet! We're on the same team!
Mordecai- Yeah yuh!
Mordecai and Rigby high fived.
Michael- Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Dexter, Courage, Cajun Fox, Ed, Double D, and Eddy will be on one team. You will be known as Team Old School.
Michael threw a banner to Buttercup. The banner had a color scheme of black and white checkered.
Michael- Gumball, Jake, Finn, Marceline, Margaret, Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and Gorgonzola will be the other team.
He threw the second banner to Finn. This banner was half black and half white.
Michael- Finn's team will be known as Team New Blood.
Gumball raised his hand.
Michael- Yes, Gumball?
Gumball- Since we're in New York City, where are we going to crash?
Michael- I'm glad you said that, dude. How about everyone follow me and you'll see your resting place?
The contestants followed Michael to a rundown apartment a few blocks from the area they were at.
Marceline- Wow. You always have such a heart when it comes to picking out stuff for us.
Michael- Thank you! I do try my best.
Marceline rolled her eyes.
Michael- This will be your home until the end of the season.
The door opened with a loud creaking noise. Inside was a medium sized living room that had a stairway in the corner. Double D turned wide eyed in disgust.
Double D- How filthy! Who could be such a sloth at cleanliness?
Rigby ran inside angrily.
Rigby- No TV?!
Eddy- Yeah, what gives?!
Michael- TV costs money. Upstairs is where you'll be sleeping. There are four rooms: two more the males of the two different teams and two for the females of the two different teams.
Finn- Well, be happy there are at least rooms.
Finn was walking when he stepped on the staircase, only to have it fall beneath him. Cajun Fox, Rigby, and Eddy burst out laughing.
Cajun Fox- Need some lessons on walking?
Finn- Shut up!
Gorgonzola- Hey! There better be a bathroom in this dump.
Michael- Of course there is. That's where you'll be showing off your secrets to the whole world.
Tell Cam
Mordecai- Eighteen contestants again, huh? Well, now that it isn't heroes verses villains it won't be that much chaos, right?
Cajun Fox- Last season I, well, something happened to me. Mark my words that ain't happening again.
Margaret- After what happened to Cajun Fox last season he's really been less annoying. You know, I can actually head for the win this time.
Ed- Home sweet home!
Eddy- This place is a dump! It's even worse than Ed's room!
Buttercup- That Eddy character already looks like a mess of trouble.
End of Tell Cam
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Eileen- I'm wondering how elimination will be.
Michael- It's going to be even better than before.
Gumball- Um, how better?
Michael- This elimination ceremony will be different from all the rest.
Buttercup- Oh, will you just spit it out already!
Ed- My brain's falling asleep, make it stop.
Eddy- What brain?
Michael- You each will gather around the living room and take a large poster board, write the name of the contestant you want out, and show it to me.
Mordecai- Why are we doing it like this?
Michael- New York Yankee stadium had lots of fans showing off their spirit with large poster boards and writing on them, so I was thinking it would make it even more exciting to show your votes to the whole team.
Gorgonzola- That's a lame way to eliminate someone.
Michael- Oh, really?
Gorgonzola- Yeah, I'm not impressed.
Michael- Did I mention that the eliminated contestant will be handcuffed, thrown in a squad car, and will be sent to a jailed facility?
Courage- Ohhhh!
Courage shook.
Jake- Wow man, this time it's no joke.
Dexter- I better not get eliminated.
Blossom- You can say that again.
Cajun Fox- Alright! I'd like to see Finn over here get taken away.
Finn- Oh yeah! I'll be laughing when you're the first loser out.
Cajun Fox smirked.
Cajun Fox- You dream big, kid.
Bubbles got flew in between the two.
Bubbles- Don't fight, please.
Tell Cam
Gorgonzola- Finn and Cajun Fox seem like threats, even the blue jay. I need to make an alliance with someone that's pretty much in the same place as I am.
Bubbles- I'm not going to play peacemaker, but I don't want to deal with anymore dumb fights.
Eileen- I'll try to get further into the merge this time, hopefully.
Ed-
End of Tell Cam
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Eddy-
Ed- I call bottom bunk with a hint of gravy!
Double- Well, I guess it's you and me, Dexter.
Dexter- Alright.
Cajun Fox- Wait up! I ain't bunking with him.
Courage- You think I like this.
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Bubbles- We're finally on the same team!
Blossom- It's great to be on the same team.
Buttercup- No one can stop us now! I bet we'll make the final three.
Blossom- Don't get all cocky now, Buttercup. You don't know what might happen.
Bubbles- That would be the best final three.
Buttercup- Yeah, and maybe you wouldn't mind us voting you off so.
Bubbles- Oh, not at all! I wouldn't mind.
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Finn- Alright! I can't wait for this season.
Jake- You said it, bro. This time no early elimination, honest.
Finn- Cool!
Finn and Jake fist bumped.
Rigby- I bet we're going to destroy the other team.
Mordecai- You can say that again! Yeah yuh!
Rigby- WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!
Mordecai- WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAA!
Gorgonzola- Do you two seriously have to do that?!
Gumball- Hey Gorgonzola, you want to bunk with me?
Gorgonzola- Alright, but I get top bunk.
Gumball- Sure dude, whatever you say.
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Marceline- Hey Margaret, long time no see.
Margaret- Yeah, true. This is my friend.
Eileen- Hi, I'm Eileen.
Marceline- Marceline.
The two greeted each other.
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M-H1996: So this is the start of the next season. Don't forget to read and review, and most of all, enjoy the chapter. I promise that the next chapter will be longer than this one. Give a hand to Hardinkphilly for helping me out on this chapter. Really, he mostly wrote everything.