Authors note: Alex the W is the writer of this Fanfic. naWolfle says he helped beta-read this chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto series.
Prologue
The last thing I remembered was being hit by a massive car, I mean really massive, like oh my god you would not believe the size of this car, actually in retrospect it might not have been that big. I think the car might have been green or red, I don't remember it very well, I mean I didn't expect to be hit by a car and 'live' to write a book about it.
Enough about the car. What happened next was that I woke up in a bright white room. And as I felt the harsh wind/air force itself into my lungs I began to cry. I didn't know why, but it felt like that was the first time I had ever breathed at all. My body felt extremely weak as I struggled to move anything. Even my eyes felt heavy as I looked around and I couldn't keep them open for long.
However what I did see, before succumbing to the blissful darkness of unconsciousness, were giants, huge humanoid beings, holding me up and passing me around carefully as if I was a baby. Holy fucking shit I was freaking the fuck out, I mean you would too, how often do you see giants? I couldn't make out their faces I guessed that I needed my glasses. Oh how wrong I was.
Entry on the year 2026
Dear Readers,
I have just turned 12 again, this is a story of my life so far, I was born a boy on June 6 again, life can be funny in that way, leaving a connection between this life and the past, but anyway on to the important stuff. I realised I was in Naruto, well not 'in' Naruto that would be weird, no I was in the Narutoverse at the age of 4 when I met Naruto and could think rationally again I was born into the Yamanaka family of Konoha. My parents named me Akito. I like my name, but I miss my old one. I mean wouldn't you miss your name if someone changed it.
Anyway here's a brief description of my childhood at the age of 1 my parents 'introduced' me to Ino Yamanaka - by introduce I mean we were put in the same room and played together. You probably know that she is the daughter of the head of the Yamanaka clan. Well I am not from the 'main family'. So it is meant to be an 'honor' to be friends with her. Anyway I always thought she was a tsundere. She was my best-friend for most of my childhood, but at the age of 4 the day after my birthday, when I went to the park nearby, I saw someone, someone with bright blonde hair. He was wearing a dirty, orange jumpsuit and was sitting in the trash wearing a melancholy veil, not something I was used to since I was reborn here. Then I realised: it's Naruto, the Naruto Uzumaki!
That's when something clicked inside my head and I remembered my past I quickly sprinted towards him. He didn't seem to see me as he stared off into the distance. When I reached him he definitely noticed me, but only because I crashed into him. His eyes were wide open in shock. I moved my mouth in an attempt to form words with my mouth, but I was too flustered and embarrassed that all I could get out was "asdegijklooza xracuvebunmre quwertyuiop". After the eternity of a second that passed, he meekly asked, "Could you get off me please?".
That's when I noticed the position we were in. I was on top of him with my right leg in between his and almost caressing his… I swear, no homo. My left leg lay next to his right like a couple resting after a night of hot love making. My right hand was lying on top of his left. My left hand was right next to his cheek his adorable chubby cheek where his whiskers lay. His blue eyes stared into my brown ones, and I felt like those eyes captured a part of my heart forever... the part that gave me heart attacks.
He shortly realised what this position could be interpreted as and attempted punched me in the face. It failed though. I had already pressed myself up against him, with my chest gently lying on top of his, I could feel his heart beat quicken as I moved my mouth up against his ear and whispered "I'm sorry."
I then slowly got up not seeing a need to hurry. From our encounter, I could tell that Naruto was rather thin, unhealthily thin actually. So to apology I grabbed his hand and before he could respond, I dragged him through the village 'til we stopped outside a smallish shop/stand that was Ichiraku's ramen.
I enjoyed eating there and I knew Naruto would too. We entered the shop and Ichiraku-san saw us, greeted us and offered us some ramen, but I did not have enough money for both of us, so I first introduced Naruto to Ichiraku-san by saying, "This is my new friend Naruto-kun" Naruto seemed a bit shocked and/or surprised by this or he was still in shock about what just happened which I will never write ever again… ever, then I explained "My friend Naruto-kun is hungry and so am I and he has never had ramen before, but I do not have enough money for both of us, could you help us?." Ichiraku-san jollily replied, "But of course Akito-kun I can't have your friend here leave without trying ramen." Ichiraku-san then brought out to bowls of steaming ramen, on the house.
At that moment I thought this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Even if I had to force it.
So yeah my first Self-Insert Fanfic. How was it? Was it good? Bad? Please tell me. If my Character becomes too OP in the future please tell me. I will change it or not. Depends if you want me too.