AN: Prompt from Mad Hat Dragon—
If you are taking prompt suggestions, I would really like to see one where Lucifer gets a paper cut or something and Chloe is trying to deal with him whimpering and being a huge Drama Queen.
This was fun hahaha. Thank you Mad Hat Dragon! Love, love, love this prompt because I love writing this side of Chloe! You have my heart!
He'd gotten paper cuts in the detective's presence before, of course.
Many times then, and he dare say this instance wouldn't be the last.
But what was the point in getting injured if no one was going to play nurse?
"Detective," he pouted, assuming it would endear him to her.
(It did not)
"It's a rather deep cut, actually! I mean, look at this mess, I'm bleeding all over my precious Prada!"
She sighed and, as they were walking across the precinct from the interrogation room, glanced at him askance.
"Tragic," she deadpanned, though what he chose to hear was sympathy.
"Exactly! I knew you'd understand!"
She rolled her eyes then muttered, "What I understand is that the Devil is a huge wuss—"
He gaped.
"I beg your pardon—"
"—who can't handle a little blood!"
"A little!" he spluttered indignantly, hugging the gushing finger to his chest.
"Look, I'm sorry that I grabbed the file from you," she interrupted before mumbling, "of course, if you hadn't been spinning it like an NBA player spun his basketball while I was interviewing a potential suspect…"
"Hmph!"
"But it's a paper cut," she patted his shoulder. "It's pretty common for us measly humans and easy to deal with," she teased as she took her proper seat and he claimed the chair opposite her. "You'll live."
"Will I?" he implored. "Are you certain this doesn't spell the end of my mortal coil?"
"You've survived a knife to the shoulder," she reminded through gritted teeth, "and more than your fair share of bullets—"
"Most, if not all, of which I took for you," he rebutted sweetly.
At that, she released another put-upon sigh. Then—
"Fine," she groaned with an upheld hand. "Lemme see it."
He could hardly contain himself from crowing.
"Do with me as you please, detective," he purred, proffering his injured limb. "Or should I say nurse?"
She gave him a withering glare but dutifully inspected the damage.
It was still bleeding, which was expected. What he hadn't expected was for her to stick his finger in her mouth and suck, her cheeks hollowed and her tongue laving upon the gash.
At once, Lucifer felt the oddest combination of disgust at the unsanitary practice and—arousal. It bloomed quick and stubborn at both his cheeks and… other places.
Totally lower, inappropriate places.
It didn't help that Chloe kept at it while she scrambled for a tissue. His vivid imagination obtrusively supplied him with images of her tongue curled around a longer, thicker appendage and oh no—
There was a crude squick sound as she released him.
He chocked.
"Got it!"
She wrapped a paper napkin around his less spurting digit before turning to him.
"Why… are you so red?" she asked. "Is this a Devil thing?" she whispered worryingly. "Did the cut actually give you a fever?"
"There's a fever alright," he rasped before clearing his throat.
"No need to ring the alarm, detective," he let out a hysterical laugh before snatching his hand back. "I'm all good now—thanks to you," he said hoarsely, then bit his lip when her mouth parted alluringly.
Fuck.
"I have to go!" he bellowed, clambering clumsily to his feet. She followed, albeit remained behind her desk.
"Okay?"
"There's something pressing," he whimpered. "I must attend to."
It was then her dumbfounded expression slackened to one of triumph.
"Want a hand," her stare darted southwards, "with that?"
She leaned into him. His jaw dropped.
"You little devil," he hummed admiringly. "Yes, please."
"Too bad," she murmured, a whisper away from bridging the gap between their lips. "Cause I don't do wussies."
She abruptly withdrew, and he nearly faceplanted atop her desk.
"You'll be the death of me," he moaned, flopping onto his pitiful plastic throne.
"Uh huh," she remarked, nonchalantly returning to her paperwork as if she hadn't just turned his head. "So long as you don't expect me to play your nurse."
He groaned.
There goes that fantasy.
AN: Ya'll, the fact that Chloe willingly had sex with Pierce in the evidence room of the bloody precinct really tells me a lot about her character (that being our home girl is an exhibitionist). Just saying lol. Also, remember in S1 when Chloe would string Lucifer on one minute only to like, flat out reject him in the next? Remember that Chloe? I miss her. I miss my playful Decker so I'm resurrecting her here.
Also, sorry if from here on out the quality of these fics deteriorate. I'm finding that the closer we get to the S4 premiere, the more paralyzed I feel cause I'm just so. bloody. excited it's giving me tunnel vision so that all I see is MAY 8 then everything else just goes dark hahaha. I'm determined to finish, make no mistake. Just omg I'm sorry but don't be expecting classics from here on out. I'm just trying to get through the day till we reach the 8th XD
To Devil'sMiracle17 on your game on review: I'm so pleased to hear about what you thought of how I write sexual tension! Big ego boost for me cause I love that shit. Sexual tension... I honestly never know if I get it right till it gets pointed out to me and you did so. Yay! These little drabbles can reach up to 1K and the cutting down process is excruciating lol. Once I finish here, I'll be glad to go back to my whopper of a word count style because I can't right now. My brain is pretty one-track minded. If I've decided I'm writing 666 then that's what I'm doing and then everything else gets harder to do, which is why I haven't resumed any more of my long-term WIPs but, with S4 on the horizon, that means fresh blood! Hopefully it'll get the muse ticking back to regular speed! So, so, so happy you loved come over now and your review was not at all a stream of consciousness review, if anything, it was coherent and cohesive and extremely thought-provoking. I really appreciated it. I went and shared it with my best friend and she doesn't even go to this fandom. She's rather convinced you're a famous book reviewer/blogger which, ngl, I can see how she'd think that! You have a wonderful way with words and a mind for connecting symbolism, imagery and metaphor. It's really quite beautiful to see how just part of how it works through your writing. So like, if you re-review things lmao I'M NOT GONNA COMPLAIN. Only if you want to of course because fan fiction, first and foremost, should be fun! Also, if I ever do get around to finishing my novel and getting published haha, (prayer cirlce fam) rest assured I would never leave the fandom life! This is where I started. These are my roots. I couldn't imagine ever leaving, we'll always have our corner of Happy!Deckerstar here! Anyway, I'm watching Endgame tomorrow so I'm posting this a tad earlier than usual. Here's hoping my soul comes out intact lmao. See you in the next one dear! I adore you and always love hearing from you! Hit me up when you get that social media sorted! Lots of love, Cai ;)