So, I actually got the drabble idea from going outside and staring at the stars (this will show up as a RusCan drabble later). Unfortunately, the one that decided to be made immediately was this one. This drabble is actually a compilation, so it's considerably longer than the other ones... also, I'M SORRY FOR THIS.

Title: Those words you just can't say...
Characters: Pretty much all of them at one point. America, Canada, Norway, Denmark, South Korea, Russia,, Prussia, Germany, Romania... the others. You know.

Rating: Probably around pg-13/T for swearing and some adult themes. Nothing major.
Details: There are certain words you shouldn't say around the nations... not unless you want random singing an dancing. Norway is the new addition to the "DO NOT SAY THESE WORDS" group, thanks to America.

Word 1: Fox

It wasn't often Matthew got to host a world meeting. It seemed only fitting, however, that the meeting was about wildlife preserves. He looked around the room and took a deep breath, nuzzling into Kumajirou for confidence. Hopefully he would stay visible long enough for this meeting... "O-Okay... is everyone here? Letsee, England, France, Nordics, Commonwealths..." Canada ran through his list, barely audible over the many conversations and arguments going on throughout the meeting hall. Luckily, America was there to help him out.

"Yo! Listen up, dudes and dudettes! This is my bro, Matty!" He said in his booming voice, smacking the (slightly taller) nation on his back. Matthew coughed and struggled to hold onto his papers, the smack nearly sending his glasses flying. Despite themselves, the conversations stopped as each nation paid attention to the super power nation. "Now, this is his first meeting –"

"Huh? No it isn't."

"And he's very nervous,"

"Al, you're wr-"

"SO! Be nice'n listen up! Oh!What if we brought Captain Planet to life? That would solve our problems, right Matty bro?"

Canada shoved the American off of him. "No, it wouldn't. I can take it from here, Alfred. Now, we need to deal with the rapid destruction of our natural resources. Because of a lack of natural habitats and over urbanization, the animals are venturing into the cities. This is neither healthy for the humans, who are being injured or developing diseases, nor the animals, as human food is not good for them. The animals I've noticed so far include raccoons, deer, bears, rabbits, foxes and so on." Upon the mention of foxes, however, the North American brothers both noticed a certain stoic Scandinavian country stiffen, and they gave each other matching grins. "Furthermore, too many elephants are being killed for their ivory in Africa, seals for their pelts in the Arctic an the fish are being over fished. Yes, America, you have a question?"

"Yeah, Matt, I have a question. What does the fox say?" He asked innocently, giving a completely straight faced expression as Prussia snickered and Norway growled angrily. Matthew grinned.

"What does that have to do with anything, America?" England asked, completely unaware of what was about to occur. He was ignored.

"That's a very good question, America. As you know, the dog goes 'woof', the cat goes 'meow', birdgoes 'tweet' and mouse goes 'squeak'." Canada explained, struggling to keep a straight face while Prussia continued to snicker in the background.

"Yeah! And cow goes 'moo', frog goes 'croak', and the elephant goes 'toot', right?"

"right, and ducks say 'quack'."

"And fish go 'blub'"

Of course, by now the two nations had started to sing. Denmark and Prussia were laughing while Norway was glaring daggers as he tried desperately not to sing. Arthur and and Francis were too busy staring in confusion to argue with the other while the other commonwealths snickered, Australia finding the most enjoyment out of this.

"And the seal goes 'ow ow ow'!" The brothers harmonized with an evil grin. They both knew he wouldn't hold out much longer.

"But there's one sound that no one knows..." Canada sang gently, grinning as Norway stood up abruptly.

"WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?" He sang loudly, unable to help himself any longer. America and Canada smirked triumphantly, while Iceland stared at his brother in shock. Prussia and Denmark were losing it.

England turned to France, "don't they yip?"

"Oui."

The sounds the fox made were graciously provided by two energetic American and Norwegian males, while the Canadian continued to ask the redundant question, giggling as they tried to out do each other.
"Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice and digging holes."America sang happily. Norway joined in with the second part. "Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still..."

Matthew, with his tenor voice, joined in on the harmony. Arthur, who had been getting more and more alarmed with the sounds they claimed the fox made, couldn't help but admire their voices. "Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise." The two arctic blondes sang together as Alfred waited for his turn to join in. Frankly, this song wasn't made for three people, "but if you meet a friendly horse,"

"will you communicate with mo-o-o-o-orse? Mo-o-o-o-orse? Mo-o-o-o-orse" Canada sang.

Japan turned to Germany who, like his brother, found this amusing. It was a lot funnier when it wasn't the Germans and their sparkle parties that were being brought to public eye, it seemed. "How could a fox speak in morse, Germany-san?" Japan asked in confusion, though he, too, enjoyed the melody.

"How will you speak to that ho-o-o-o-orse? Ho-o-o-o-orse? Ho-o-o-o-orse?" Norway sang, taking the line after Canada while the North Americans joined for a triple harmony before the iconic,

"What does the fox say?!"

Once again, Arthur questioned his magic partner and former colonies as the American and former-Viking took turns making the outlandish noises, trying to out do each other as Canada instead on asking that inane question. Arthur had to admit that the three boys certainly had nice voice and harmonized beautifully, Norway taking the highest part, America the lowest and Canada, predictably, the middle.

"The secret of the fox, ancient mystery, somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding. What is your sound, will we ever know? Will always be a mystery..."

Before long, however, the harmony was dropped as the North American boys dropped to backing vocals, allowing Norway to carry the embarrassingly high pitched melody on his own. "What do you say?" He sang, earning him so surprised looks from those that weren't stunned by the peculiar proceedings, surprised at his ability to hold such a high note and for so long. "You're my guardian angel, hiding in the woods, what is your sound? Will we ever know? I want to kn- I want to kn- I want to know!"

"waybaybedumbabaydum" The brothers finished off. There was a very long pause as Norway stared in disbelief at what the two Western nations had gotten him to do. His entire face went red in embarrassment.

"I hate you all..." He grumbled angrily, stomping towards the door. As he stood in the doorway, watching America and Canada high five each other, he sent a withering look to America, despite the fact it had been Canada's fault. "Don't stop believing."

And he was gone.

"Kesesesese!" Prussia laughed as he smacked Matthew on the back, wiping his eyes from laughing so hard, "Birdie, zhat was so awesome! Not as awesome as me, but pretty close!"

"What the bloody 'ell just happened?" England asked, bewildered as America started to sing Journey again for round two. Before long, Canada, Australia and Prussia had joined in.

France shrugged, "Je ne sais pas, mais... it sure was funny, non?"

Arthur just sighed and rubbed his temples.

Sorry! Because this one was so long, the other words will be added in another chapter.