"It's the best of both worlds!" Hannah Montana 'sang' as she was on stage, in front of thousands and thousands of girls (and very weird boys) in the crowd to hear her in concert. They were all screaming wildly, enjoying the show, even though her singing isn't all that good at all. Better than listening to Miley's natural speaking voice though, I suppose. Her two best friends stood backstage, watching and enjoying the show.
But in the middle of the song, just before the crowd reached full blown scream mode, Iron Man dropped down on the stage, posing as he did. He stood up and looked around, then turned to Hannah/Miley. "I am Iron Man, and you've tortured these kids long enough." He blasted her with a repulsor ray and picked the mic up off of the ground. "Now, let's do some real singing." He tossed the mic away and started to hum the Spiderman theme, and doing the robot.
"Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever an Iron Man can. Can he swing from a web, no I can't, I am Iron Man. Look ouuuuut, I am the Iron Man."
He stopped dancing and raised his hands up, hoping for applause. The crowd was dead silent. One person in the crowd though had the guts to shout 'you suck, jackass!'
Iron Man scanned the crowd for the person who said it, and was in shock when he saw who it was. "YOU!" He pointed as he shouted, and the crowd made a circle around the person to reveal...Batman.
"It's payback time, biatch!" Batman shouted as he pulled a batarang out from his utility belt that always had something handy in it no matter where he was. He tossed it full speed at Iron Man...
Who promptly stepped aside and blasted Batman with his repulsor ray, sending him flying back through a Hannah Montana poster.
"Like shooting a bat in a barrel." Iron Man said as he flew away.