Hey so me and my friend Mary were texting each other and we decided to write a story. and this is what came out of it.
I do not own Harry Potter, it belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Please don't be offended by this Mary and I are both Harry Potter fans.
One day Draco Malfoy broke his wand. He aimed a spell at Harry that was supposed to make him furry but it backfired on him and now Draco was all furry.
"Malicious Macoroni!" he shouted "My balls are hairy and I just shaved them this morning!" he had shouted down the hall of Hogwarts.
Many people turned around and stared in wonder at his hairy balls.
Dumbledore stared the most out of everybody. Harry noticed a bulge in Dumbledore's robe in a very private place. Harry then decided that Dumbledore was a pedophile and he wanted to get away from him as soon as he could so he jumped out of the window.
Harry's fall was broken by a pile of something. As he looked to see what it was, he shouted "well jigger my jellyfish! it's a pile of condoms!"
Meanwhile while Ron and Hermione were sucking face in the Gryffindor common room, Harry ran in and held up the condoms "YOU MIHGT NEED THESE IF IT GETS ANY MORE INTENSE!" he yelled.
Ron and Hermione continued making out while Ron just held out his hand for the condoms. "Thanks, bro" he said as he unzipped his pants.
They then proceeded to "do it" right in the middle of the full common room. A large crowd had gathered to watch.
The next day Ron and Hermione had terrible news……Hermione was pregnant.
But then Hermione decided that she didn't care because she was going to have her lover's baby.
"What shall we name him/her ronni-poochums?" Hermione asked.
"I like the name Petunia. It is very masculine." Hermione said.
"I agree" said Ron, so they agreed that whatever the gender they could name it Petunia.
Then nine months later Hermione went into labor. When Hermione and Ron rushed to the hospital they found a very strange doctor waiting for them. It was a magical doctor who waved his wand and the baby instantly shot out of Hermione.
"Oh my gosh dude! My pants were still on and the baby ripped a hole in them, seriously not cool man."
THE END
EPILOUGE
Hermione patched up her pants and they were okay thank gosh.