Part trois of this little series. God, I must be bored to make these.
I'm working on an L one. He's teaching drama. I don't know who would teach English or French....
Howl (c) Diana Wynne Jones
Miss --,
Please stop staring at me during class, it's quite disturbing.
Sincerely
Professor Pendragon
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Miss --,
Please, stop stalking me, you won't figure out where I live. Trust me.
Sincerely
Professor Pendragon
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Miss --,
Stop asking to marry me. I am already married. I will not divorce her.
Sincerely
Professor Pendragon
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Miss --,
I know it was you that stole my hair dye. Please give it back, my roots are showing.
Sincerely
Professor Pendragon
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Miss --,
Sorry about accusing you of stealing my hair dye. It was actually my wife who did it.
Sincerely
Professor Pendragon
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Miss --,
I will not teach you magic, this is a biology class, not Hogwarts.
Sincerely
Professor Pendragon
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Miss --,
I take back what I said, I will teach you magic in exchange for my fire demon.
Sincerely
Professor Pendragon
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Miss --,
Thank you for returning my fire demon.
Sincerely
Professor Pendragon
P.S.
Magic lesions start on Monday.