Hello everyone my name is Ghostice300. I have been working very hard on my story to bring it back. This is kind of a miss between an old story attempt, and a new one. I hope it goes well with the haters and reviewers, Nah just kidding. So here's hoping for a second chance.

Also I would like to thank Gnik Llort who took the time to help me remaster the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Bleach.

Sasuke: So you actually admit to have blown it up last time?

Ghostice300: No is not like that! I just hav-

Sasuke: What cat got your tongue?

Ghostice300: Shut up!

Sasuke: Or what?

Ghostice300: Or you will be deleted from my story

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Sasuke: No please! I'll do anything. Please don't kill me off so soon.

Ghostice300: That's my boy. Here take a cookie.

*Sasuke takes cookie*

Sasuke: Thanks sir!

*Sasuke bits cookie*

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Naruto: Thousand Year Blood War

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Chapter one: Spirit's Away!

The stench of blood was so high it ran through the entire field. Every Shinobi on the dry, morbid battlefield was being overwhelmed by the juubi's power. It was so toxic and stale. It could've crushed mountains under its unclean power. Naruto was unhinged. He was so relieved that his father along with the reanimated previous Hokage's, the snake sage, Orochimaru's, his old friend and his life time rival, Sasuke and colleagues were joining the fray. His main priority was stopping the damned spawn demon.

He could give a fuck less about the ancient reanimated Uchiha. He knew that Hashirama would take care of him. Obito wasn't the matter either. Kakashi was currently in a deadlock with the ancient Uchiha. That was the least of his problems. His main problem was that the accursed demon had kept evolving. He was trying find away to seal it away. "Hey, Dobe! Sakura and I are having problems with these bastards' they keep multiplying.

I'm too occupied adding lemon juice to the cuts. That every attempt in burning them with my amaterasu is in vain by their molting!" Sasuke bantered in frustration. However this fell on death ears as the blonde kid had been focusing on having an internal conversation with Kurama.

"Well the bad news is if you use this Jutsu you'll be retreating to another dimension. The good news is that you are still needed for the Tsukuyomi. (The all Seeing Eye moon technique.) So by leaving you'll be throwing a fat ass monkey wrench on their plans." The fox sage stated comically.

"I will be leaving everyone to die though..." Naruto weakly replied.

"You have no other choice Kid but to delay their desires." Kurama replied. The blonde kid began to break under the concept that he had to get away from that bastard which started it all and abandon his friends on the way. These men were responsible for the deaths of a countless numbers of individuals. Allowing them live would be like letting a certain serial killer keep killing.

Nevertheless, it didn't mean a damn thing how he felt. When you have no choice in the matter you just can't do a damn thing about it. "Teme!" He shouted out with a bold tone.

Sasuke was thankful that the idiot had gotten out of his drunken stupor. "Yeah?" he quickly replied. He was preoccupied with trying to mutilate the limbs of the hell spawn and burn then limbs quickly before instant replication took place. "Burn, Fuckers! Burn!" The hardened teen shouted as he scorched his clones.

Madara saw that they were given a chance to breathe, the unruly adolescents decided to lift their foot from demon's throat at last. "My, my Sasuke. You plan on snuffing out my little rodents!" The elder shouted as he had gotten to his feet. "Fuck you and your rodents! You big pussy! I see you hiding up there during combat. Come and face me like a man! You're a mediocrity to the Uchiha!" that was Sasuke's fierce reply.

Naruto noticed that his friend has gone on aggressive rampage ever since he felt the heat of the battle." I can't handle him anymore." Madara said as he shook his head at Obito's defeat. He wove hands seals at incredible speeds." What's he doing?! I told him to wait!" Hashirama shouted as he rushed towards the man.

"You are all far too late!" Madara shouted as Obito's black Zetsu's side was now visible thanks to whatever Jutsu Madara had performing.

" Dammit!" Naruto shouted as he and Sasuke and Minato had rode Gamakichi to the two fallen Uchiha.

"I'm going to wipe that damn smirk off your face Madara!" Sasuke shouted.

Obito was kneeling down on his knees as he was covered in the Juubi's flesh. Time froze as Obito absorbed the great beast into himself."DAMMIT!" Naruto shouted. "Now I'm the Juubi's jinchuuriki! But I still need you Naruto! Come complete me, you nuisance !"Obito shouted out he laughed and mocked the crew.

"I don't think so!" Everyone was in shock at Naruto's voice being replaced with Kurama's. He weaved dozens of uncharted hand signs that Madara and Obito did not recognize." Rikudo art! Shichifukujin (Seven lucky God's keys)!" Naruto shouted as he was cloaked in the robes and flames of Rikudo Sannin. His chakra tore a whole open on the horizon. There was a light that faded to reveal a Senkaimon." Try to take me from a whole new different dimension then!" He shouted as he walked through the door." Wait up dobe!" Sasuke shouted as he too went through the door as it closed.

"NOOOOOOOOOO! FUCCCCKKKK!" Madara shouted out in anger. He couldn't believe it! The blonde brat ran away! All of Naruto's friends felt the greatest shock ever.

"He abandoned us!" Shikamaru shouted.

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Chapter ended. If you don't know, I started from almost the end of the Naruto manga and exactly the second coming war in Bleach. Now this will not be a Naruto x Bleach shitty mess that they will know what the hell is going on. They will have to find out there stuff for themselves. Any questions that don't contain spoilers? I will answer try to answer them for you.

I have thought about it in advance and now I know what I want to do with the story.

Let's give this a second chance and hope it goes well.

Now prepare for next week. Ghostice300 Signing out.