Request fic for Chibi Chidori. The prompt is below. I don't own Naruto.
A small, child, innocent Naruto comes across a pair of bunnies doing each other. His reaction can be traumatized, or curious because he doesn't know what they're doing. And in either case, he goes to Sasuke for help and advice.
"Sasuke! Sasuke help, the rabbits are hurting each other!" a panicked Uzumaki Naruto cried to his months-older friend, Sasuke Uchiha.
Said Uchiha cast a disinterested glance back in Naruto's direction and continued walking, choosing to remain silent.
"Sasuke, really! You've got to come quick, I don't know what they're doing!" Naruto pleaded, latching onto Sasuke's arm and looking up at him with pleading, teary blue eyes.
Sasuke never could resist his friend when he was like this. "Tch—fine, show me," he conceded and allowed Naruto to lead him by hand away from the hiking trail and into the forest.
It only took a minute before they emerged into a clearing; Naruto stopped and motioned for Sasuke to be quiet.
Sasuke rolled his eyes and followed the other boy, until just up ahead he saw the two rabbits. Carefully they crept closer, being as silent as they could until they were just a few feet away.
"See Sasuke? I don't know why they're doing that, I've never seen two rabbits attack each other before." Naruto whispered, still on the verge of tears. "Bunnies are supposed to be fluffy and nice." he added woefully.
Sasuke deadpanned and turned to leave, startling the busy bunnies in the process. "Naruto, they're not attacking each other, they're having sex," he informed the quivering blond.
Instantly Naruto's demeanor changed from troubled to inquisitive. "Huh? What's that Sasuke? What's sex? It sounds funny!" he giggled unknowingly.
Sasuke sat down on a soft patch of grass and patted the ground next to him for Naruto to do the same.
"Well, I found a bunch of old videos in my dad's room awhile ago and Itachi caught me watching one and he explained all about sex. He said that when two people really really love each other they do it to show how much they care." Sasuke stated matter-of-factly. "Come to think of it, he was really red when he was telling me about it." Sasuke remembered and scratched his head. "Maybe he didn't feel well that day?"
Sasuke's rambling train of thought was quickly interrupted by the hyperactive ball of energy that was Naruto.
"I wanna have sex with you Sasuke!" the blond proclaimed loudly, pouncing on the older boy and pushing him to the ground. Unintentionally, his knee brushed against his friend's groin.
Sasuke let out a short gasp, unused to being touched there. He was acutely aware of the tightening feeling in his already tight shorts.
"Idiot, what are you doing?"
"I love Sasuke, so we should have sex!"
"Get off me!"
Naruto next started to nuzzle Sasuke's neck, blissfully unaware of the problem he was causing for his friend. "C'mon Sasuke, lets just try it! Which bunny do you want to be, the top one or the bottom one?"
He was about to start licking the helpless Uchiha when his father's voice rang through the forest, clear and strong, "Naruto, where are you? Dinner's almost ready and your mom is waiting!"
"Aww..." Naruto groaned and pulled back.
"Na-Naruto, you-"
The blond turned his gaze back to Sasuke flashed his trademark megawatt smile, "Don't worry Sasuke, we can have sex tomorrow instead, promise!" Naruto giggled and got up and off the other boy. "Bye!"
And with that he was gone, leaving a very red and very bothered Uchiha behind him.
What. The. Fuck. Did I just write? I want cookies for this Chibi! x.x;