Peta v. Cruella de Ville
Cruella de Ville, a maker of coats out of Dalmatian Puppies, was walking down the street one day. She was ambushed by a group of protestors for PETA. The mob chanted "fur is murder", after seeing her coat. The mob threw blood on her coat. Cruella then shouted "I love my dogskin coat anyway, and you don't even like animals anyway because you froze a bunch of puppies to death once." The mob told her "the puppies were unfit their father was a pit bull, a breed that shouldn't exist."
Cruella then said "many people enjoy their pets and animals have been used for work for thousands of years and if nobody had domesticated anything, we'd be running around with spears hunting game animals like mammoths and woolly rhinos, animals that no longer exist."The mob then chanted "Free the animals, and we can build a society free of animal cruelty through strict segregation." Cruella then, after denouncing them as racists for defending segregation, revealed to the mob she did have one pet, a lizard named David Icke. She then said "I prefer reptiles more anyway as pets." The PETA mob then said "you monster, lizards belong in the wild." Cruella then decided to go on her merry way to Maggie Mays to have a burger and said "screw you, PETA.
The End