Resident Evil Party!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Resident Evil… That belongs to Capcom.
This is a short, dumb little story that I wrote when I was bored. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Let's get this party Started!
I, the Authoress of Doom, stood on a stage in a bar and announced,
"OK guys, to celebrate the release of Resident Evil 4…… WE'RE GONNA PARTY!"
A shout of glee spread throughout the bar and people jumped and shouted. Outside, in front of the bar, you could see a big sign reading "Bar reserved for al RE characters" Inside, only Jill, Claire, Chris, Steve, Alfred, and Alexia had shown up. Claire was staring, bug-eyed, at Steve Alexia, and Alfred.
"Wait…. You people are dead! WHY ARE YOU HERE TO HAUNT ME!" Claire screamed and backed away.
Steve gave Claire the "Death Look" and raised an eyebrow. Claire then shook her head and said,
"Oh, I'm glad you're back Steve. Hehehehe………."
"Good"
Alexia spoke up and said, "The Authoress is ignoring death."
"OK……."Claire replied and walked away. Then Alexia walked to the stage, grabbed the mic, and yelled,
"WE'RE ALL HERE TO PARTY! WHOOOOT!" and everyone stared. She sweat dropped and said in a small voice
"Sorry…. Need to get that out." and walked off.
After watching his sister, Alfred jumped out from behind the shadows and leapt wildly at Claire, screaming,
"REVEEEEENGE! REVEENGE! Muahahahaha!"
Claire dodged easily and let Alfred fall flat on his face. Alexia tried to avenge him.
"No! Bad Ashfords! Bad!" Jill scolded and carried them off to the "time out bench".
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YEEES!" Jill screamed and lightning shot down by her.
"Uhh…. OK!" the Ashfords said and walked over to the bench to cower in fear. The others stared at Jill is surprise and Chris smiled and said, "Nice one Jill! High- Five!" and gave Jill a deserved High-Five. Then The door creaked open slowly…….