Putin da spork bak in mi lyfe
By XxX0pt1mu5pr1m3m4st3rXxX
Once upon a tim in da Mawville powa plant frum pokemon Ruby and sapphire (AN Sapphire is beeter cuz I tink dat Kyogre is a beetrer pokemon dan grodon, but ruby is good too) Der was a manganite pokemon named Bob, who was lony. And at da wurst part is dat in was mating seeson in da mawville powa plant. All the Vltorbs, electro-dogs and the other pokemons in that zone were doing it.
But BoB was havin trubble gittin it bcuz he was shy. Then he sawed the two moistest beautiful female magnemites he had ever seen in his entire lyfe. Bob flooted up 2 da 2 of dem and sed "Het ladies it's m8ting seeson. Do you want 2 helf procreate da species?!"
But da ladees just laffed at him "ROFLMAO" dey sed "No wai! Ur da most ugliestest manginmite we've like evar seen." Sed one.
"Id rather m8 wit a gulpin pkemon dan you! LOL" sed da udder.
Bob flooted away rejetidly. If he culd cry he probably wood be rite now, but he cudnt so he wasn't.
"Why das nobaby like me?" thought Bob 2 himslef. "Im a likable guy"
Den sudennee der as explostion. But dis was a weird explosion. It didn't sound like a couple of electode pokemons doin it. So bob goed to investigate. And wen he saw, he saw it was the bad guys from the game! Teem Rokit!
"With our super suck-vacume 9001 well b able 2 steel all the wild pokemons in all o New mawville" sed Jesse
"Meowth dats rite" sed mEowth.
"STFU m8" yelled James and he kicked meowth in2 a wall.
"Now iz da time sed Jesse "It is time 2 activ8 da super suker."
"Werd" sed James and he pulled da lever and the giant vacuum cleaner started suking up all da poekmons. Bob watched frum da side in horror.
A few of da elevtro[es tried selfexploding to escape, but it didn't werk, and then jesse laffed and explaned why. "LOLOLOOLOL" she laffed "You cant blow up da inside of super-suker 9001. Cuz da inside of it is lined wit rubber which cancels out da sooperpoweres of elektirce pokemons!"
"Oh Noes!" thought bob, Den Bob saw da 2 girls who had rejected him eerlier being suked in2 da sooper vac.
"Bob! Help us!" dey screemed!
"I hav 2 do sumfin!" ythought Bob
"LOL" laffed Jesse dis is da most evilest plan weve evar done"
"IKR" sed james "Hey! You wanna do it?"
"Were in da middle of a kidnaping here!" screemed Jese "lets do it"
And den dey tooked of der clos and started doin it.
This was bobs chance, while teem rokit was distrected he sneeked over to da super-vac 9001's control panel. He then saw da panel. Ther were 3 options 4 da sooper vac Off, suck and blow!
Then bob had an idear "If I move it to the blow oprtion all da electric pokemons wil b feree!"
Then meoawth peeled himself off da wall and saw Bab screwing wit da controls and teem rokit screwin wit eachodder. "Jese, jams! Look out!" he yeled, but it was 2 l8. Bob reversed the super-vac and it splooged forth an amazing streem of electric pokemons the same time jesse did only his was les impressive since he had a small painis.
"James Look out!" yelled Jese, but it was 2 l8 agin. Cuz all da eletrike pokemons was upon dem, and dey zapped dem so much that teem rokit blasted off, but since they was underground they cudnt, so they died.
"OMFG" seds the magnimite girls "You saved us Bob!"
"I know"sed bob bbashfully
"Lets m8, m8" and so they did it so much that they evolved in2 a magniton pokemon and were trapped in der perpetual 3-way 4evar, and bob was finnaly happy. da end.
AN: Hey guys, I rote dis wile I was at skool cuz I didn't hav axess 2 ether of mi other major famfics. LOLZ. I hope u lik dis short luv storey, and if ur a pokemans fan reedin dis b sur 2 chek out mi udder storeys. If dis is popular enuff and gits good reviows I mite rite anudder pokemans short storey!