Once upon a time, in the vast lands of Japanland, there were two beautiful cross-dressing princes, who liked to be called princesses. Their names were Ryou and Atsushi.

Hey!

One day, the handsome prince Lord Hajime Purpulius of Saint-Rudolphia came to rescue princess Ryou with the intention of marrying him off to one of his courtly tennis players, however, he was so blinded by his sparkles of purple glory that he accidentally rescued princess Atsushi instead – a mistake anyone could make that did not negatively affect the Lord's credibility in any way.

In light of this slight blunder, the Lord took princess Atsushi to his home kingdom of Saint-Rudolphia, cut his hair to a more flattering length (as the Lord was a true visionary) gave him a headband of the deepest red made of the finest silk, and placed him in a stairless, single roomed, single windowed tower hidden deep in the Forest of Doubles, for safekeeping.

In a little peasanty village on the other side of the Forest of Doubles lived a very peasanty peasant, and his name was Shinya.

Hey, dane!

He was an incredibly peasant-tastic peasant. Very, very peasanty indeed.

Stop that, dane!

He was known for his peasantiness throughout the lands, there were none peasantier than he. He was so very peasanty, he had won prizes in peasant contests for being the peasantiest of them all, and these prizes were ducks.

Oh f*** you, Mizuki, dane…

Shinya the peasanty peasant heard about the plight of man-princess Atsushi, and vowed on his honourable, peasanty heart to rescue him. For days and days, he sat in his peasant house and wracked his simple, peasant brain for a plan. One day, a messenger for the Fabulous Prince rode through the village, carrying a picture of the princess. Shinya took one look and fell so deeply in peasanty love; he knew exactly what to do.

Mizuki, you're gross.

Seconded, dane!

Shinya the peasant immediately made his way to the Forest of Doubles, taking with him only a loaf of peasant bread and two of his most loyal ducks. He walked and he walked, whistling peasanty songs as he took many a peasanty step through the woods. Such a peasant was he; he converted the birdsong to peasanty melodies that echoed pure essence of peasant throughout the forest.

You're just taking the mickey now, dane

He came to the tower and looked up, seeing a silken scarlet ribbon blowing in the wind. "That must be the window, dane" he said.

Pfffft…

Oh no, he did NOT just do that

Taking a deep, peasanty breath, Shinya raised his arms, a duck in each hand. The ducks flapped and flapped their wings, lifting Shinya until he reached the window. The beautiful princess was astonished to see him, but helped the peasant inside.

"Lovely princess Atsushi, I am here, dane!"
"Oh Shinya, my beautiful, peasanty Shinya, I love you!"

Oh puke, dane!

I don't want to be the girl!

Oh shut it, nfu, you're not a girl, you're a crossdresser.

The two of them then realised that they were stuck in a stairless, one roomed, one windowed tower high above the treetops in the depths of the Forest of Doubles, forever. Fortunately, the one room was Princess Atsushi's bedroom, and the two of them set about to making very good use of forever. The end.

…I'm not sleeping now, dane.

That was freaking sick, Mizuki!

Stop whining, you just can't accept the fact a peasant could top you into next week.

Also, Lord Hajime Purpulius married princess Yuuta and the two had many, many children as procreating was just so much fun, nfu.

And Princess Atsushi totally loved how Shinya was always, unfailingly top.

…I hate you