Dry Bowser noticed something odd in the windmill lazily named the Windy Mill at the bottom of the Gusty Gulch, tempting him to go inside it as the skeletal reptile could not believe what he was seeing. "...You can't be serious."
"Oh but I am!" Snapped the beating heart of Tubba Blubba. "What are you doing in my mill!?"
"I'm just looking to see if there's anything interesting... and it appears not." Dry Bowser responded as he huffed. "Well, I'll take my leave and just-"
Suddenly there was an exclamation from the giant blue spike boss known as Tubba Blubba, who knocked into Dry Bowser and reduced him into a pile of bones.
"Stay away from my heart! I'm delicate!" Tubba exclaimed as he panted.
"Took your sweet time to get here." Tubba's Heart scoffed as he had an angry scowl in his eyes.
Dry Bowser was quick to reassemble himself as he folded his bony arms together. "Looks like you're the host to this freak show. Well, I'd like to chat, but I rather not be involved with dumb and dumber-"
And then Tubba bawled as he rammed himself into Dry Bowser, causing the latter to once again be broken apart into a bone pile.