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Their once lived a man a man with long legs his name was Brad. He however hadn't thought much about the length of his legs until he met Janet and tried on her skirts and clothes and looked down at long lovely legs.

Janet's skirts soon became tiring. And he longed for more. He longed for the sensual feelings of silk, and satin, for sparkles and glamour. Janet's wardrobe did not hold these, so he went on a shopping spree to Ann summers.

So, Brad tried inconspicuously to enter Ann summers, when he hit upon the clever idea of pretending that he's purchasing a present for Janet, so confidently he walked in and was blown away by what he saw. It was all of his dreams come true.

So many shapes, styles, textures that he longed to pull over his smooth skin - for Brad's only giveaway was the shaving of himself he quickly grabbed any thing and everything and walked up to the counter nervously said something about the honeymoon night, paid and left as fast as possible.

Paranoia crept in to his head, he felt as if eyes had been watching him. The nervousness gave him cheap thrills. He ran home up to their room and tried on the underwear but little did he know some one followed him home.

Unaware to Brad, the person was staring right into the window, looking at him in the softly lit bedroom as Brad tried on outfit after outfit. He then started to put on Janet's make up. Lots of mascara and eyeliner to make his eyes look bigger. Then slowly and seductively he applied red lipstick and stared at himself in the mirror pleased with the image that looked back. The person came in the house slowly up the stairs.

Brad concentrated on trying to fit all of himself into the tiny underwear - it was a pleasurable challenge that took so much concentration he didn't hear the person by the door...

Brad after putting the makeup on and fitting him self in the underwear started cleaning and talking to himself like a woman tidying away his manly clothes, he didn't want any reminders of them not now he had finally found his true nature

He put on some music and started to dance the person entered the room. He danced obliviously to the gentle music, a step her, a jump there... Then he turned - "oh its you..."

"Yes brad its me!"

"But how? Why, what..." Brad was so shocked that he made no attempt to cover himself or his clothing up.

"Oh come on brad you know you've been followed and I know you like it and you like me so don't fight it any more."

"But, Janet, no, I mean stop..."

"Oh come on Brad! Let me try some on please?"

"I never thought you'd ever ... really, wow this is like a dream..."

"Come here...let me put them on for you."

"Ooo what gentle hands you have."

"What smooth soft skin."

"I get the feeling you know perfectly well how to do up a corset." said Brad cheekily.

"You could be right... but I notice that you're still doing for me anyway" was the reply holding his hands very tightly around Brad's waist...

"No wait stop Janet what if she comes in?"

"I locked the doors on my way in, and she's probably stuck in traffic anyhow... Come on..."

"Oh! oh alright but just the once."

No more words were necessary, all it took was one deep stare of those mascara's eyes and Brad couldn't go back. He was in heaven instantly forget about just the once he really didn't care if Janet walked in.

"Hell, " thought Brad "she can bloody join in!" He whispered to himself as he clothes came off.

Just as those words came into his head in walked Janet herself - who promptly screamed, and left again. The reappeared after composing herself, and started to question Brad.

"What are you doing?" She screamed at him in a high pitched tone.

"Dam it, Janet I've been set free!"

"Oh brad get back in the cage what will the neighbors say I thought you'd got out of this stage. We saw a specialist and everything."

"The neighbors don't have to know dam it, in fact I don't give a damming damn what they say dam it! This is who I am and if it makes me feel good then I'll dam well do it!"

"Brad whose this?" She asked pointing at the stranger.

"This?" The stranger coolly interrupted " Is your old and new best friend. It was I that introduced Brad to this world of girly pleasure, in an effort to make him more attractive to you." He turned his hypnotic gaze directly onto Janet " You see... he did it to be closer to you, to be adventurous and hey, no one will know I won't say a word,"

"Ooooo," said Janet in a girly way "but Brad oh" she looked deep into the eyes of the stranger then at brad she must admit he was very attractive and looked happy than he had ever looked.

Slipping slowly over to the pair of naughty boys she whispered,

"I'm very upset... I'll need so much love to make up for the upset you've caused Brad... You can apologies in kisses! Both of you!"

"Oh Janet we can do more than kisses."

'This is getting out of depth' Thought Janet, but she went along with it anyway.

Just as things were getting deeper the phone started to ring. This really annoyed the stranger who called out for someone to answer it then the ringing stopped.

"Is there some one else in the house?" asked Janet.

Oooooooo what next? We'll tell you when we know. Or we'll finish it if you all like it. All opinions welcome (as long as they're nice)! Also anyone seen or listened to SPAMALOT yet? Ive got the CD Tim Curry still sounds super sexy! (Kate again btw)