Disclaimer----it's not mine. Etc., etc.,

OBVIOUSLY SUNG TO THE TUNE "PHANTOM OF THE OPERA."

Those who have seen his Lake,

Always come back.

The best resort in town

Or place to snack.

Located underneath

The Opera Stage,

Lake phantom of the Opera Resort

For Any Age



If you like to go surf,

Check out these waves.

The largest curl's are there

Inside this cave.

So forget Mavrick's and

Hawaii's crush.

Lake Phantom of the Opera Resort

Is sure a rush.



If you like luxury,

Then come stay here.

Lake Views and room service

And private pier.

And in the Louis-

Phillip, there's a Day Spa!

Lake Phantom of the Opera Resort!

Without a flaw.



If horses are your thing,

Then ride Cesar.

Or if you like boating

Don't look too far.

We've got it all right here, for any sort.

Lake Phantom of the Opera Resort

For any sport.



(Mysterious voices)

It's here, Lake Phantom of the Opera!

Bring beer, Lake Phantom of the Opera!

Ok, there you have it! To make your reservation, please hit the little button at the bottom of the page! (It's marked 'reviews'). Visit Lake Phantom of the Opera Resort today!