Bark Over Bite
By: PhoenixJustice
Disclaimer: Heroes is owned by Tim Kring. I only own this story and make no profit from this.
Warning: T for kissies, slightly crack!ish, slash, silliness, invisible men, etc
Pairing: Claude/HRG
Setting: Post-S2
Summary: Mr. Muggles bark in the background.
A/N: for mystery_sock who wanted HRG, glasses!fetish, Mr. Muggles and The Haitian all in a fic. =P
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"What the hell??"
As he walks in the door, he is greeted by the sight of his friend, (they were friends? Guess so...)the Haitian rolling around on the floor with Mr. Muggles, who was barking, yipping in delight, wagging his tail. He takes off his horn rimmed glasses and wipes them, unsure if he was seeing things or not as he puts them back on, but...no, the sight in front of him was still the same.
He wondered if he had somehow entered a bizzaro world.
"The damn dog didn't want to stop barking, so he calmed it down."
He whips around to see Claude suddenly standing there, grinning at him. Well...the man COULD turn invisible after all.
"Claude--"
He gasps when he gets pushed against the door, boxed in by the invisible man's body. He was growing hot from the man's close proximity. Claude leans in closer, his breath hot against his skin.
"Damn, but I missed you." Claude breathed. "And you in these glasses especially; their just FANTASTIC..."
"You should..." Started HRG.
Claude looks into his face.
"Snog the hell out of me, if you know what's good for you."
"Promises, promises--" laughed Claude.
He leans in and proceeds to snog the hell out of him.
Mr. Muggles barks in the background.
Yip yip.