History Always Repeats Itself
When two brothers from Bo's dad's past shows up, it will spell doom! Please R & R!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It was a summer day in Hazzard County, Georgia, when a bright orange colored car came out of nowhere and jumped a lake! Then, all of a sudden, a police car tried to do the same, but ended up in the lake. "Do you think Rosco's okay?" asked blond haired Bo Duke, laughing.
"Nothin' hurt but his pride," answered his dark haired, older cousin Luke. They could see Rosco coming out of his car, throwing his fists in the air, yelling. He was soaked to the bone, along with his trusty sidekick, Flash the Basset Hound. "Come on, cuz, let's get home before Uncle Jesse gets mad."
"Yes sir," Bo said as he roared the General Lee to life and drove towards their home. These two country boys are Bo and Luke Duke; cousins closer than brothers. The Duke boys lived on a farm with their cousin Daisy and their Uncle Jesse. Hazzard County wasn't a big place, but the Dukes loved it, except for one thing...the County Commissioner of Hazzard, Boss Jefferson Davis "J.D." Hogg. For years, Boss wanted to foreclose on their farm, but the Dukes would always stop him.
The Duke boys barely made it home when dinner was ready. "Well, it's about time you two showed up."
"Sorry Uncle Jesse, but we had a little problem on the way home," Luke said.
"Let me guess, Rosco?" asked Daisy as Bo and Luke sat down.
"Yep," Bo answered.
"Oh, I can't believe him. It seems like whenever you guys step outside, he's always there waitin' to arrest you."
"Well, let's not worry 'bout that now. Let's pray and eat the food before it gets cold. Heavenly Father..."
An hour later, everything was cleared and cleaned. The Dukes were all in the living room, listening to their uncle read them stories from the newspaper that he thought were interesting. Then they heard police sirens coming down their driveway. "What does he want now?" asked Bo.
"I don't know, but whatever it is, it ain't good," said Luke. The Dukes walked outside and saw two police cars coming towards them. And sure enough, one had Sheriff Rosco Coltrane driving with Boss Hogg in the passenger seat and Deputy Enos Strate was driving the other one.
"What in tarnastions do you want now J.D!?" asked Jesse when Rosco, Boss, and Enos stepped out of their cars. Boss Hogg was a man not everyone liked in Hazzard (or in the whole state of Georgia). The only people who seemed to like him were his wife, Lulu, Rosco (who also happened to be Lulu's brother), and sometimes Enos.
"Well, if you must know Jesse, we're here to arrest your nephews," Boss told him.
"What!?" yelled the Dukes. "What for this time?"
"For robbin' Boss' bank!" Rosco answered.
"We didn't do that! And you can't prove we did!" Luke told him.
"We got some eye witnesses. Rosco, Enos, go arrest them Duke boys."
"Oh, goody! My favorite part! Come on Enos, let's cuff-'em and stuff-'em, kew-kew-kew!"
"I'm sorry 'bout this," said Enos. Enos was a good friend to the Dukes and was the only honest lawman in Hazzard. But sometimes, he didn't want to do things (like arrest Bo and Luke, when he knows they're not guilty), but he has to if he wants to keep his job (which he loves). He also has the biggest crush on Daisy, and EVERYONE knows it.
"It's okay Enos honey," Daisy said as they were approaching the Dukes. That got Enos' attention for a few seconds, and that was all the boys needed. They grabbed the handcuffs and put them on Rosco and Enos. Then they ran to the General, hopped in, started it, and sped away.
"Rosco, Enos, you dipsticks!!" yelled Boss as his police officers were trying to un-cuff themselves. Daisy and Jesse were just smiling and laughing at them when they went back inside. About five minutes later, Rosco and Enos were finally free and went off chasing the Duke boys.
"Do you think it's safe enough to call the boys Uncle Jesse?" asked Daisy. It'd been a few minutes since Boss, Rosco, and Enos left and they hadn't heard from them yet.
"Probably. We'll call them on the country station," Jesse said as he went to the CB. The country station was the Dukes own station, so if they wanted to talk to each other, it'd be private. The only person who knew what the country station was, besides the Dukes, was their best friend, Cooter Davenport, who worked at and owned the only car mechanic garage in Hazzard. He was also the best mechanic in Hazzard. "Shepperd to Lost Sheep, Shepperd to Lost Sheep, you there? Come back," Uncle Jesse said into the CB.
"Yeah, we're here Shepperd. What's up?"By the voice on the CB, Jesse could tell it was Luke talking.
"You boys lost Rosco and Enos yet?" Even though Jesse asked it, he knew what the answer would be.
"Yeah, we did," Luke said, laughing.
"Well, listen. Why don't you two meet us at still-sight #2. Then we can work this whole thing out."
"10-4, Uncle Jesse. We'll meet you there. We're gone," Luke said as Bo started up the General and drove out of their hiding spot.
"Come on Daisy, let's go."