Disclaimer: I do not own saiyuki! Happy now?
First I wanna thank Enishi and Souza for the help. Arigato!!
Well, this is my first fic. I hope you'll pardon me the for any grammar mistakes. I'm trying my best! Yosh!
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Long long ago, there lived a mother and her son who make a living by selling fried noodles. The son wouldn't help his mother at the stall. Instead, he'll sit and stare at a nearby lake.
"Kouryu! Help me wash the dishes please." The mother asks her son to help her.
"I'm not your slave. Ask the other workers to do that" he replied.
That is the reply whenever his mother asks him to help her.
But one day, a bunch of youkais came to his village and destroys everything. Only Kouryu and his mother survived. There was no one to help her at the stall.
"Kouryu, please help me wash the dishes!"
"Go ask Takato to do that! Or the other slaves that you hired the other day!"
"Have you forgotten that all of them have been killed?"
"Humph!"
"Thank god we were spared." She continued
The stall isn't doing too good. And because of being the only human kid in the village, he was bullied and was looked down by the new villagers.
[Kouryu]
"Stupid annoying kids! Cheh!"
"Now, now, don't say things like that." the mother said.
'Ano onna. 'Huh?!' what the.'
"What is that? It smells great! *Eyes twinkle in excitement* "Can I eat that?!"
'Eat what? Then I saw him pointing at the plastic beg that I'm holding.'
"No"
"Ah? Please!!" 'He's begging me. Ch! Like I'll give him.'
"Oh sure you can."
'What?! Who gave her permission to do that!'
"Sankyu!"
"Oi kouryu! Are you wearing a dress?! It's shorter than hers *pointing at a passerby* a red headed kid ask.
"You're beautiful for a boy. You're a boy aren't you?! Bwahahahaha!!! I might consider dating you! Bwahahahahaha" he continued.
"Stop it gojyo. You'll hurt his feelings." A kid with specs said.
'Argh! As I walk away, I can still hear him laughing. Ch! One day, I'll show them who's boss.'
"Gggrrr!!" 'I'm hungry. that stupid kid just now ate all my food. no dinner tonight I guess.'
[Bosatsu]
'I can see that Kouryu's hungry. As I mother, I have to sacrifice my meal for my son.'
"Kouryu! Eat this!"
"Demo it's yours."
"Never mind. You're a growing boy. I'm nothing but an old lady." 'Hehe. what a nice boy. I've raised him well.' *pride twinkle in her eyes*
"If you say so! Don't come to me coz I'm not gonna share."
'Yes. I have taught him tooooo well.'
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[Sanzo]
'As I was sweeping, I saw a flyer glued to a Sakura tree.'
"NEED HELP! FOOD AND ALLOWANCE ($50 per week) WILL BE GIVEN"
'Oh.'
"SHIP WILL BE SAILING OFF END OF THIS MONTH"
'End of this month. tomorrow! Hehe! Too good to back off. Finally, I get to get out of this filthy village.'
"Kouryu! Some of your friends from the market have come to see you!!"
'Huh?! What the hell. baka onna!'
'I went into the house. Argh! Them again!'
"So auntie, how's the business at the stall?" 'The red headed kid ask. His name is Gojyo if I'm not wrong.'
"Oh hohohoho! Call me Bosatsu. I'm not that old. oh hohohoho!"
"I doubt that"
"Oh Kouryu, you're finally here. I thought you'd be longer. You know, girls are slower than boys"
'That annoying red headed kid! If I can kill him now!'
Bosatsu: "Kouryu, go get our guests a glass water."
"Oh that wouldn't be necessary," the spec boy said.
"Oh but I want one! And can I have that delicious fried noodle that you gave me earlier?!" the kid who ate my fried noodle ask.
"But Goku, you've just eaten 50 pork buns! You stomach brain monkey!!" Gojyo shout.
'So, his name is Goku. '
"Don't call me that you sea cockroach!"
"Stomach brain monkey! Stomach brain monkey!"
"Argh! Shut up ero kappa!"
"Nandatto!!!"
'Ch! They're both brainless to me. They're pissing me off.'
"IKAGEN NISHIRO!!!"
*Thak Thak*
'I hit them with the broom that I'm holding. Oh, that felt good.'
"What did you do that for?!!" Gojyo ask, adjusting his hair.
"Revenge"
Goku: "Ne Kouryu. where do you put all your food? I can't find any here"
'Woah! How did he get there?'
"BAKA SARU!! You've messed up my kitchen!" 'I can't hold my temper anymore. I pick up a fan that is used to fire up a fire (does that make sense?) and whack him in the head "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO BAKA SARU!!!"
Goku: "Itaaaai!!! I'm hungry"
"I think we'd better get going." The spec kid suggested.
Goku: "demo Hakkai.."
' This gay, I mean guy's name is Hakkai. How does everyone know my name.'
"I think because that you're the only human child around here ne."
'Woah! He reads minds?'
Hakkai: "Let's go minna. Thank you Bosatsu"
Gojyo: "Oi saru! Let's go!" *kicks Goku*
Goku: ZzZZZzzz!!!!
*Sweatdrop*
Gojyo: Oooiii!!! Wake up!!! *Steps on Goku's head*
Bosatsu: "Why don't you stay for the night?"
Hakkai: "It's not nice to turn down an invitation."
'Oh great. First they came here without any reason and now they're staying for the night? Things couldn't get any worse.'
Bosatsu: "the room's a little bit small. I hope you don't mind."
Kouryu: "I hope you do."
"WAAAHH!! SUGEEEIII!!!" *observing a gun* Goku suddenly wake up from his sleep.
Gojyo: "Woah! Baka saru! Don't scare us like that! That old onna *pointing at Bosatsu* could get a heart attack!"
Bosatsu: *vein pops out* "What do you mean by old?!!"
Kouryu: "He mean that you're getting frigid old and sooner or later you'll die.
Hakkai: "Maaa naaa.. It's, *looks at wrist watch* it's 12.37"
Gojyo: "WHAT?! I miss the twelve a.m chicks special! They're gonna feature Britney Spears in a really thin.. Hehehehe..
*Double sweatdrop*
Bosatsu: "You were saying."
Gojyo: "Hehe. nandemonaaaaaai.. (nothing)
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[Kouryu]
Ch! Now how am I supposed to get out of here!
"Going somewhere Kouryu?"
woah!
"Who is it?" I ask with an annoyed voice.
"Hakkai"
"Gojyo"
"ZZZzzzZz!!!"
"Oi saru!" *kicks Goku*
"Nani.. Is it time for breakfast???"
"Mind your own business" I told them.
Gojyo: "How can I leave a babe by himself. this world is full of youkais. it's dangerous"
"Speak for yourself" 'Why won't they leave me alone?'
Hakkai: "I don't know myself. hehe"
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Tsuzuku~
So??? What do u guys think??!! Gomen if there's spelling errors or grammar errors *bows* I'm really trying my best ya know. I'm not good at English. gomen. Anyway, pls R&R.
First I wanna thank Enishi and Souza for the help. Arigato!!
Well, this is my first fic. I hope you'll pardon me the for any grammar mistakes. I'm trying my best! Yosh!
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Long long ago, there lived a mother and her son who make a living by selling fried noodles. The son wouldn't help his mother at the stall. Instead, he'll sit and stare at a nearby lake.
"Kouryu! Help me wash the dishes please." The mother asks her son to help her.
"I'm not your slave. Ask the other workers to do that" he replied.
That is the reply whenever his mother asks him to help her.
But one day, a bunch of youkais came to his village and destroys everything. Only Kouryu and his mother survived. There was no one to help her at the stall.
"Kouryu, please help me wash the dishes!"
"Go ask Takato to do that! Or the other slaves that you hired the other day!"
"Have you forgotten that all of them have been killed?"
"Humph!"
"Thank god we were spared." She continued
The stall isn't doing too good. And because of being the only human kid in the village, he was bullied and was looked down by the new villagers.
[Kouryu]
"Stupid annoying kids! Cheh!"
"Now, now, don't say things like that." the mother said.
'Ano onna. 'Huh?!' what the.'
"What is that? It smells great! *Eyes twinkle in excitement* "Can I eat that?!"
'Eat what? Then I saw him pointing at the plastic beg that I'm holding.'
"No"
"Ah? Please!!" 'He's begging me. Ch! Like I'll give him.'
"Oh sure you can."
'What?! Who gave her permission to do that!'
"Sankyu!"
"Oi kouryu! Are you wearing a dress?! It's shorter than hers *pointing at a passerby* a red headed kid ask.
"You're beautiful for a boy. You're a boy aren't you?! Bwahahahaha!!! I might consider dating you! Bwahahahahaha" he continued.
"Stop it gojyo. You'll hurt his feelings." A kid with specs said.
'Argh! As I walk away, I can still hear him laughing. Ch! One day, I'll show them who's boss.'
"Gggrrr!!" 'I'm hungry. that stupid kid just now ate all my food. no dinner tonight I guess.'
[Bosatsu]
'I can see that Kouryu's hungry. As I mother, I have to sacrifice my meal for my son.'
"Kouryu! Eat this!"
"Demo it's yours."
"Never mind. You're a growing boy. I'm nothing but an old lady." 'Hehe. what a nice boy. I've raised him well.' *pride twinkle in her eyes*
"If you say so! Don't come to me coz I'm not gonna share."
'Yes. I have taught him tooooo well.'
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[Sanzo]
'As I was sweeping, I saw a flyer glued to a Sakura tree.'
"NEED HELP! FOOD AND ALLOWANCE ($50 per week) WILL BE GIVEN"
'Oh.'
"SHIP WILL BE SAILING OFF END OF THIS MONTH"
'End of this month. tomorrow! Hehe! Too good to back off. Finally, I get to get out of this filthy village.'
"Kouryu! Some of your friends from the market have come to see you!!"
'Huh?! What the hell. baka onna!'
'I went into the house. Argh! Them again!'
"So auntie, how's the business at the stall?" 'The red headed kid ask. His name is Gojyo if I'm not wrong.'
"Oh hohohoho! Call me Bosatsu. I'm not that old. oh hohohoho!"
"I doubt that"
"Oh Kouryu, you're finally here. I thought you'd be longer. You know, girls are slower than boys"
'That annoying red headed kid! If I can kill him now!'
Bosatsu: "Kouryu, go get our guests a glass water."
"Oh that wouldn't be necessary," the spec boy said.
"Oh but I want one! And can I have that delicious fried noodle that you gave me earlier?!" the kid who ate my fried noodle ask.
"But Goku, you've just eaten 50 pork buns! You stomach brain monkey!!" Gojyo shout.
'So, his name is Goku. '
"Don't call me that you sea cockroach!"
"Stomach brain monkey! Stomach brain monkey!"
"Argh! Shut up ero kappa!"
"Nandatto!!!"
'Ch! They're both brainless to me. They're pissing me off.'
"IKAGEN NISHIRO!!!"
*Thak Thak*
'I hit them with the broom that I'm holding. Oh, that felt good.'
"What did you do that for?!!" Gojyo ask, adjusting his hair.
"Revenge"
Goku: "Ne Kouryu. where do you put all your food? I can't find any here"
'Woah! How did he get there?'
"BAKA SARU!! You've messed up my kitchen!" 'I can't hold my temper anymore. I pick up a fan that is used to fire up a fire (does that make sense?) and whack him in the head "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO BAKA SARU!!!"
Goku: "Itaaaai!!! I'm hungry"
"I think we'd better get going." The spec kid suggested.
Goku: "demo Hakkai.."
' This gay, I mean guy's name is Hakkai. How does everyone know my name.'
"I think because that you're the only human child around here ne."
'Woah! He reads minds?'
Hakkai: "Let's go minna. Thank you Bosatsu"
Gojyo: "Oi saru! Let's go!" *kicks Goku*
Goku: ZzZZZzzz!!!!
*Sweatdrop*
Gojyo: Oooiii!!! Wake up!!! *Steps on Goku's head*
Bosatsu: "Why don't you stay for the night?"
Hakkai: "It's not nice to turn down an invitation."
'Oh great. First they came here without any reason and now they're staying for the night? Things couldn't get any worse.'
Bosatsu: "the room's a little bit small. I hope you don't mind."
Kouryu: "I hope you do."
"WAAAHH!! SUGEEEIII!!!" *observing a gun* Goku suddenly wake up from his sleep.
Gojyo: "Woah! Baka saru! Don't scare us like that! That old onna *pointing at Bosatsu* could get a heart attack!"
Bosatsu: *vein pops out* "What do you mean by old?!!"
Kouryu: "He mean that you're getting frigid old and sooner or later you'll die.
Hakkai: "Maaa naaa.. It's, *looks at wrist watch* it's 12.37"
Gojyo: "WHAT?! I miss the twelve a.m chicks special! They're gonna feature Britney Spears in a really thin.. Hehehehe..
*Double sweatdrop*
Bosatsu: "You were saying."
Gojyo: "Hehe. nandemonaaaaaai.. (nothing)
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[Kouryu]
Ch! Now how am I supposed to get out of here!
"Going somewhere Kouryu?"
woah!
"Who is it?" I ask with an annoyed voice.
"Hakkai"
"Gojyo"
"ZZZzzzZz!!!"
"Oi saru!" *kicks Goku*
"Nani.. Is it time for breakfast???"
"Mind your own business" I told them.
Gojyo: "How can I leave a babe by himself. this world is full of youkais. it's dangerous"
"Speak for yourself" 'Why won't they leave me alone?'
Hakkai: "I don't know myself. hehe"
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Tsuzuku~
So??? What do u guys think??!! Gomen if there's spelling errors or grammar errors *bows* I'm really trying my best ya know. I'm not good at English. gomen. Anyway, pls R&R.