What The Hell Did You Do To Him This Time?

by Ineptus Astartes

“That could mean a billion alcohol related mishaps when it comes to you. If I had to guess…I’d say…" My first attempt at a Mass Effect fanfic so be nice. It's not great but it's a start. Please review.

Disclaimer: I don't own Mass Effect, BioWare corp does.

My first attempt at a Mass Effect fanfic so be nice and please review. If you don't Wrex knows where you live, so sleep with one eye open.

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Garrus Vakarian slumped, his eyes closed and his head hovering dangerously close to the contents of his cereal bowl. He had been talked into playing a drinking game by Wrex at Chora's Den the previous night and he was paying for it this morning. The aftermath of seven pints of various Earth ales and two triple whiskeys were taking their toll on Garrus.

The young Turian sniper let out a little whistle as he exhaled and his head sunk a little lower towards his Cocoa Pops. Wrex looked at the sleeping Turian from across the mess hall table and took another swig from his carton of milk.

"Damn lightweights." He chuckled, before taking another swig.

Normandy pilot Jeff "Joker" Moreau limped towards the table, taking a seat opposite the Krogan Mercenary. He propped his crutches up against the wall and poured himself a glass of water. He then noticed the sleeping Garrus.

"What the hell did you do to him this time?" Joker asked. "Don't tell me. You told him the sleeping pills were candy again."

"Nope." Wrex replied.

"Hmm. A new one." Joker murmured, stroking his almighty beard of justice. "You let him drink some of Shepard's home-brewed beer."

"Getting closer. It's booze related." Wrex smiled.

"That could mean a billion alcohol related mishaps when it comes to you. If I had to guess…I'd say…you managed to talk him into a drinking game."

"Yup. Drinking games at Chora's Den." Wrex raised his milk carton to Joker and took another swig.

"I knew it!!" Joker shouted, standing straight up. Garrus jumped, his head falling straight into his cereal. Wrex and Joker watched as Garrus sat up, the bowl on his head, chocolate cereal and milk pouring down his face. Garrus frowned. Wrex and Joker began to laugh. Joker leant against the table for support when a loud snap abruptly stopped his laughter.

"Dammit." He sighed, wincing. "There goes my ankle again."

Wrex fell off of his chair, laughing.

The End…………….?

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But seriously, that was the end……………..………………….?