Survivor: Hawaii

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Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody! I'm Dr. Nick! I'm the host of this here reality television show! We have taken 16 people, and given them a chance to win one million dollars! Although half of it will go to the IRS. But it's still a lot of money.

The rules to the game are simple. We put these people on an island off the coast of Hawaii. We divide the 16 contestants into two "tribes." They will compete against the other tribe in a series of challenges every three days. The losing team of each challenge will have to choose and vote off one of their own team members. When there are 8 contestants left they will become one tribe and it will be everybody for themselves.

They have to set up their camp and find food without technology. Not even a toilet. Of course the camera crew gets their own Porta-A-Potty and a free lunch everyday!

The contestants are arriving by boat. Here they come! What great timing!

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The contestants step off the boat one by one.

Dr. Nick: Hi, Everybody!

Everybody: Hi, Dr. Nick!

Dr. Nick: Please introduce yourselves to the audience at home!

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Dr. John Zoidberg: Hello! I'm Dr. Zoidberg! I'm a Dr. Doctor for a delivery service.

Darth Vader: I am Darth Vader. I'm a sith lord.

Wolverine: My name's Logan but I also go by Wolverine. I'm a member of the X-Men.

Jack Bauer: I'm Jack Bauer. I work for the Counter-Terrorist Unit.

Gaz: I'm Gaz. Don't talk to me or touch me or get in my way and you won't have any broken bones. growls

Homestar Runner: Hello! I'm Runstar Homer! I mean, Homestar Runner!

Peter Griffin: Hello. I'm Peter Griffin. I currently work in a beer factory.

Jigglypuff: Jiggly, jigglypuff!

Kenny McCormick: muffled I'm Kenny McCormick and I'm in the 4th grade.

C. Montgomery Burns: Hello. I'm Montgomery Burns. I am not a millionaire. chuckles.

Rogue: I'm Rogue. I'm currently part of the X-Men.

Roseanne: I'm Roseanne Conner. I work at a restaurant.

Blossom: Hi! I'm Blossom. I'm a superhero!

Lara Croft: I'm Lara Croft. I'm an archeologist.

Medusa: Bag over head. I am Medusa. I am a gorgon.

Buffy Summers: And I'm Buffy Summers. I slay vampires.

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Dr. Nick: This is good! We shall now sort you into two tribes! By pulling names out of this cowboy hat I have here! The two tribes will be Shimatsu and Pilofi!

First name picked; Dr. Zoidberg! You're in Shimatsu!

Zoidberg: Hooray! Zoidberg is first!

Dr. Nick: Second up, Homestar Runner! You'll be in Pilofi!

Homestar: Alright!

Dr. Nick: Next, Roseanne! You're in Shimatsu.

And this next one says Darth Vader. So you are in Pilofi!

This one says Kenny. Kenny is in Shimatsu! Next; Blossom. You're in Pilofi!

shuffles the names up a bit. Okay. Wolverine is in Shimatsu! Jack is in Pilofi. Gaz is in Shimatsu. Medusa is in Pilofi!

Next one is in Shimatsu…

Kenny: To himself, muffled That hot chick, that hot chick!

Dr. Nick: Peter! Next up for Pilofi, is Rogue!

Buffy is in Shimatsu! Lara is in Pilofi!

Two more…

Gaz: To herself Not the pink one. Not the pink one…

Dr. Nick: For Shimatsu, Jigglypuff!

Jigglypuff: Jiggly!

Gaz: NOOOOOO! You will pay Dr. Nick. You will pay…

Dr. Nick: Okay! Anyways, that leaves Burns for Pilofi. Okay! Here are maps to your camp sites. I'll be having some steak with the camera crew!

Tribe Standings:

Shimatsu: Pilofi:

Zoidberg Darth Vader

Peter Griffin Jack Bauer

Wolverine Mr. Burns

Kenny Homestar

Roseanne Rogue

Jigglypuff Lara Croft

Gaz Medusa

Buffy Blossom