Yuki:*still mostly asleep* hello Kagura. How are you? How is Ayame?
Kagura: hello Yuki. Ayame and I are both fine thank you.
Shigure: It's been so long since I've seen Ayame. I remember when he kept me up all night!
Kagura: shut-up Tohru already told me everything about that time when ayame came over you stupid gay perv.
Kyo: shut-up you gay bastard!
Ayame: there's no need to be so rude Kyo-kun maybe I should go help Tohru in the kitchen or maybe you would like to go
Kyo:*blushes* Sh-shut-up and stay away from tohru you sly snake.
Yuki: you woke me up with your noise stupid cat. Ayame don't touch miss Honda.
Kyo: what did you say you filthy rat.
Ayame: but we're friends, right Tohru?
Kagura: I LOVE YOU KYO!!!!!!
Kyo: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yuki: I said stupid cat.
Tohru:*blushes* I hear the tea I'll be right back.
Shigure: but I thought you liked to keep me warm at night, aya?
Ayame: Shigure the kids. I'll keep you warm tonight than I'll make sure Tohru is warm!
Yuki and Kyo: *hits ayame on head*no you wont!
Ayame:*laughing and crying at the same time*
Tohru: are you ok ayame? Should I call Hatori? Ayame? (Ayame is on the floor unconscious)
Black Haru: what the hell is going on here!
White Haru: oh Yuki!*grabs Yuki and hugs him*
Yuki: hello Haru.
Black Haru: hey Tohru do you want to come with me for a minute!
Yuki and Kyo: *hits Haru on the head*
Tohru: umm. Did he just go black white and black again! That's the fastest hews ever transformed!
Hatori: ayame`s fine he just had a retard attack.
Kyo: *fighting black Haru* you still want to fight black?!
Kagura: *punches Kyo* you bastard say you love me!
Black Haru: *ignoring Kyo* let's go Tohru I'll show you some real fun.
Tohru: umm ok. Can yuki come too?
Black: no.
Yuki: uh miss Honda?
Black: don't worry yuki. I'll let you have fun with her next.
Tohru: meaning………………..?
Yuki: he wants to fuck you!
Tohru O.K. lets go (doesn't know what it means)
Haru and Tohru go to the other room, Tohru screams, and haru comforts
Hatori: I think Tohru misunderstood I might have to check her later.
Yuki: oh *imagining what's going on*
Ayame: yuki what's that bulge you just got in your pants.
Yuki: alright move over Haru it's my turn *running into the room*
Kagura: come on Kyo we'll go to your room*dragging Kyo to his bed*
Kyo: Rape! Rape! Rape!
Kagura: shut-up
Hatori: well ayame, Shigure since everyone is doing go ahead.
Ayame and Shigure: really! Yay! *runs to Shigure`s room*
Yuki: *yuki pushes and Tohru screams*
Kyo: help!
Kagura: Shut-up
Ayame: oh Shigure!
Shigure: oh ayame!
Hatori :I guess I'm all alone
Haru: you still have me *standing naked*
Hatori: oh shit aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Running away)
Kyo: you damned rat don't you dare fuck Tohru(finally escaped from Kagura)
Yuki: whatever you stupid cat go get raped again
Kyo: why you…..I'll kill you now get off of Tohru.
Yuki: fuck off damn cat
Shigure harder aya harder
Hatori: ahhhhhh!
Haru: come on!
2 hours later (after Kyo joins yuki and Tohru )……………………
Everyone: that was wonder
Tohru: yuki, Kyo thank you!
Yuki and Kyo: for what?
Tohru: making love to me
Yuki: your welcome
Kyo: what ever
Ayame: oh Shigure you were great
Shigure: I hurt all over
Hatori: heeellllllllppp!
Haru: oh come on just for 5 minutes
Hatori: I'm not gay you bastard
Kyo: Is Haru trying to fuck Hatori?
Kagura: I guess.
Kisa: why is uncle Hatori being chased by Haru and why is uncle ayame and Shigure swapping spit in the corner?
Hiro: you wouldn't understand
Kyo: shut-up you stuck up brat
Ayame: oh Shigure
Shigure: oh ayame
Tohru: I think I need to get fucked again.
Yuki: I don't want you pregnant.
Kyo: she will only carry my child.
Hiro: Kisa? Why do you look like that?
Kisa: I love you Hiro *she kisses Hiro*
Ayame: awwwwwwwwwww!
Kisa: *blushes* c-can we hold hands Hiro
Hiro: o-ok Kisa
Hatori: (finally got away from Haru) Tohru can I please examine you
Tohru: sure (walking to examination room)
Yuki: what do you want with her?
Hatori: I'm making sure she's not pregnant.
Kyo: ok but be careful
Hatori: whatever
Momiji: hurry up Tohru I want a hug.
Kyo: every time you talk I just get annoyed. (Hitting Momiji)
Momiji: wah!
Yuki: leave him alone you stupid cat
White Haru: yuki!!!
Kyo: ha-ha your so gay yuki!
Yuki: asshole
Momiji: why is Tohru in the room with Hatori?
Kyo: he's making sure she's not……..
Momiji: she's not what?
Hatori: she's pregnant.
Yuki and Kyo: with whose child?!
Hatori: she's carting kyo`s and yuki`s babies.
Yuki and Kyo: babies!
Hatori: yes. Two for yuki and two for Kyo.
Momiji: wah! I want Tohru to have my kids too.
Ayame: it's ok Momiji
Kyo: shut up Momiji you don't even know how!
Momiji: I do too. I …… (Whispers to Kyo)
Kyo: never mind.
Tohru: how can I have two people's twins?
Hatori: it's very rare but you had 4 eggs ready for sperm.
Tohru: uggghhhh (fainting)
Kyo and yuki: oh my god we're dads (fainting)
Momiji: oh no Tohru you'll hurt the babies!
Hana-chan: I sense 4 electric waves coming from Tohru stomach
Ou-chan: what the hell did you stupid boys do to tohru-chan you bastards!
Kyo and yuki: ahhhhhhhhhh!
Hatori: don't worry Tohru will be fine
Yuki: But what about our kids
Hatori I can't say which kid will be born first.
Kyo: if those damn rats' kids are born first I'll kick his ass.
Yuki: shut up bitch
Hana-chan: *electrocutes yuki and Kyo*
Momiji: I want to be a daddy too! Tohru can I fuck you
Kyo and yuki: no!
Kagura: I'm the aunt right?
Kyo: hell no
Kagura:*throws Kyo through the roof*
Kagura: I wanted to have kyo`s kids why is she so lucky* glares at Tohru*
Tohru: I'm sorry!*scared of Kagura`s glare*
Momiji: oh my god Tohru`s going to be fat!
Yuki, Kyo, Hana-chan, and Ou-chan: *hits Momiji*
Tohru: *in corner sulking*
Hatori: Ayame. Shigure stop! There are kids here!
Kisa: *still holding hands with Hiro* c-can I be the god sister sissy?
Tohru:* done sulking* of coarse* stars at Kisa for a minute* you are so cute I love you!
Yuki: hey Kyo don't you think you need a job I got one already so it's your turn.
Kyo: shut-up damn rat!
Yuki: stupid cat!
Shigure: can aya and I be the god parents?
Yuki and Kyo: hell no!!!!!!!
Kisa: when can Hiro fuck me?
Tohru: Hatori a little assistance with her please.
Hatori: ok but I'm not good with kids. Kisa Hiro can fuck you when you older.
Yuki: Hatori don't say that!
Hatori: I told you I wasn't good with kids.
Hiro: great I gat to fuck Kisa!
Kyo: shut-up you brat you don't even know how!
Hiro: yes I do I heard you and Tohru from a mile away!
Kyo: *blush*
Tohru: *blush*