Sweet Red Stream
As the snow and wind howl over the mountain town
To guard ourselves into the cave we go
Finally free from danger, we settle down
Under the heaven's moonlit glow
That the red-coated glutton is absent from here
Makes me overjoyed indeed
But why now do you shed a tear?
Your heart races to the highest speed
Are you full of sorrow? Cold to your bones?
This range of emotions, I cannot tell
As you cry, the cave moans
From them erupt the bats of hell
Alas, this cave clearly harms you so
As your pain, your horror, continues to grow.

The devil from the cave enveloped thee
With such agony upon your soul
I have never seen anyone less free
A device able to torture, impale such a hole
Fly, you demon! Show not your creepy smile!
At last, the monster departs with a horrid scream
Nearly shattering my ears, the sound so vile
What terror! Is this a dream?
Dear Stanley Marsh, your blood runs red
Mingling with the demon's slime
This moment I do indeed dread
For I know that you are rapidly running out of time
I shiver horribly, as your body does as well
Alas, this cave in which we sought shelter must be hell.

I try, with my orange coat, to stop the blood
To warm you with my gloves and hat of yellow green
But too overpowering was the flood
One which I wish I had not seen
You now knew nature's cruelest decree
Death, this was dubbed by the heavens above
Despite how this evil had truly hurt me
Such a phenomenon could not cease my love
As nighttime reveals the moon of pearl white
In a shape as round as the ball of a rabbit's eye
Within me brewed an enigmatic might
I shriek, scream to the star-filled sky
Awakening my true nature here
Giving the spiders and bats of the cave an icy leer.

My being so changed, I embraced you tight
Sipping, licking the sweet stream
Then upon your neck, I lay a piercing bite
As horrifying as it may seem,
What could possibly unite our souls
Better than this wondrous course?
Holy liquid poured from your neck's new holes
True, this foul cave felt terribly hoarse
Yet nothing could come between you and I
All the darkness in the world could engulf me in its fire
And still, for you I would die
Let's soar above the cave, higher and higher
Nothing can stop I, Kyle Broflovski, from achieving my dream
Of adoring you and savoring the sweet red stream.