Can we forget about the things I said
when I was drunk
Duo woke up, he looked around. His braid was now simply a long lock of scruff. "Hilde? Oh shit!"
I didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me
The party last night, he was drinking...Duo got up, he smelled like beer, his head was throbbing. He couldn't remember what happened...Was it a shoe, or some hard lipstick she threw at him?
"Gods, where the hell did she go?"
Please tell me, please tell me Why
My car is in the front yard,
The braided pilot looked outside his window. His car was conveniently parked on top of Quatre's famous Jerusalem tulips. He scrambled to his feet.
"My car? What the..? Quatre's flowers!! Jesus!"
and I'm Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
Duo was wearing some spandex shorts that said "horny devil" and a cut off top that made him look like Richard Simmons. His nose had a bugs bunny band-aid on it and he rubbed his neck, grimacing at the "wonderfully" placed hickies.
"What is this???"
And your gone
Gone
It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Shinigami slapped himself in the face. This can't be happening. He felt a slight pain on his rear. This really CAN'T be happening...There was a tweety tattoo on his bum. His BUM!! Duo was growing extremely frustrated.
"This is so much bull---"
The smoke alarm is going off,
and there's a cigarette Still burning,
Duo was cut off by the loud beeping of the smoke alarm. Gods...This wasn't his day. First the tweety tattoo...Now this? He looked at his black covers on the couch.
"Holy shit... Fire!!!"
Please tell me why my car is in the front yard
and I'm sleeping with my clothes on
Duo blew on the fire, gasping for breath, he noticed that it was only making the flame grow larger. the braided pilot immediately found a solution. He ran circles around the couch, pulling his hair as he screamed.
came in through the window last night and your gone
gone please tell me why my car is in the front yard
The once tiny flame immediately leapt up into a blazing fire. Duo screamed like a three-year-old. He ran outside , not noticing the small hole burnt into his "horny devil" spandex...Duo fell against a rock, he was unconscious.
and I'm sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
The walls of the house caught a fire, Duo was out in front of the door as it burnt up. He woke up 30 minutes later, finding a black, ash house.
It's no surprise to me
I am my own worst enemy
Duo stood up and rubbed his head, looking at the house. His jaw nearly dropped to floor level.
"T--The house...Oh my god.."
'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said
The pilots pulled up in their car, in shock of the house. They ran into the yard.
"Duo, what in the hell happened?" Heero clenched his fist
Trowa was silent, in shock...Wait, he was always silent..
when I was drunk
I didn't mean to call you that
The house promptly fell into a pile of ashes behind the braided pilot. Duo laughed nervously as the pilots growled.
"I can explain..."
Please tell me why
when I was drunk
Duo woke up, he looked around. His braid was now simply a long lock of scruff. "Hilde? Oh shit!"
I didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me
The party last night, he was drinking...Duo got up, he smelled like beer, his head was throbbing. He couldn't remember what happened...Was it a shoe, or some hard lipstick she threw at him?
"Gods, where the hell did she go?"
Please tell me, please tell me Why
My car is in the front yard,
The braided pilot looked outside his window. His car was conveniently parked on top of Quatre's famous Jerusalem tulips. He scrambled to his feet.
"My car? What the..? Quatre's flowers!! Jesus!"
and I'm Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
Duo was wearing some spandex shorts that said "horny devil" and a cut off top that made him look like Richard Simmons. His nose had a bugs bunny band-aid on it and he rubbed his neck, grimacing at the "wonderfully" placed hickies.
"What is this???"
And your gone
Gone
It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Shinigami slapped himself in the face. This can't be happening. He felt a slight pain on his rear. This really CAN'T be happening...There was a tweety tattoo on his bum. His BUM!! Duo was growing extremely frustrated.
"This is so much bull---"
The smoke alarm is going off,
and there's a cigarette Still burning,
Duo was cut off by the loud beeping of the smoke alarm. Gods...This wasn't his day. First the tweety tattoo...Now this? He looked at his black covers on the couch.
"Holy shit... Fire!!!"
Please tell me why my car is in the front yard
and I'm sleeping with my clothes on
Duo blew on the fire, gasping for breath, he noticed that it was only making the flame grow larger. the braided pilot immediately found a solution. He ran circles around the couch, pulling his hair as he screamed.
came in through the window last night and your gone
gone please tell me why my car is in the front yard
The once tiny flame immediately leapt up into a blazing fire. Duo screamed like a three-year-old. He ran outside , not noticing the small hole burnt into his "horny devil" spandex...Duo fell against a rock, he was unconscious.
and I'm sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
The walls of the house caught a fire, Duo was out in front of the door as it burnt up. He woke up 30 minutes later, finding a black, ash house.
It's no surprise to me
I am my own worst enemy
Duo stood up and rubbed his head, looking at the house. His jaw nearly dropped to floor level.
"T--The house...Oh my god.."
'Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said
The pilots pulled up in their car, in shock of the house. They ran into the yard.
"Duo, what in the hell happened?" Heero clenched his fist
Trowa was silent, in shock...Wait, he was always silent..
when I was drunk
I didn't mean to call you that
The house promptly fell into a pile of ashes behind the braided pilot. Duo laughed nervously as the pilots growled.
"I can explain..."
Please tell me why