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Minerva loves karaoke

Minerva was walking down the stairs, on her way to the great hall. She knew she was probably not in the best of moods, it was her sixth year teaching in Hogwarts, she was head of Gryffindor and deputy headmistress , and Albus made her go to karaoke night. The karaoke was not even for volunteer's ,the microphone was charmed to chose those who should sing. Like she didn't have enough worries as it is, with one of her 7Th years having a crush on her. Oh it was perfectly legal for a teacher to be romantically involved with a student, if the student were over the age of consent. Minerva was just not interested in cocky seventeen year old, who would not stop the supposedly romantic gestures, with red roses and poems. She was way to old to together with someone that age, beside her heart belonged to Albus, had since her own school days, even though she knew she hadn't a chance getting him.

When Minerva reached the great hall and saw the gigantic stage that was covering the back of the hall, she prayed to Merlin, not to be picked to sing.

When all the students finally had arrived, Albus announced that the fun could begin, he then charmed the microphone and sat down.

The first name that emerged over the microphone was that of a second year hufflepuff named Lydia Lovestruck, that by the look of it could not decide between crying or running. It seemed like hufflepuff's had some curage in them, miss Lovestruck went up on stage and to Minervas surprise preformed a decent version of `Diamonds are a girls best friend´.

When Minerva saw the next person to sing she almost panicked, it was Kevin Walters the 7Th year with a crush on her, this was not going to be pretty.

Minerva groaned when she heard Nine inch nails ( an old wizard band) with it's most popular song Closer start up. Mr Walters started singing and moving to the music with her as obvious receiver of the actions.

You let me violate you.
You let me desecrate you.
You let me penetrate you.
You let me complicate you.
Help me.
I broke apart my insides.
Help me.
I've got no soul to sell.
Help me.
The only thing that works for me.
Help me get away from myself.

I wanna fuck you like an animal.
I wanna feel you from the inside.
I wanna fuck you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

You can have my isolation.
You can have the hate that it brings.

You can have my absence of faith.
You can have my everything.
Help me.
Tear down my reason.
Help me.
It's your sex I can smell.
Help me.
You make me perfect.
Help me become somebody else.

I wanna fuck you like an animal.
I wanna feel you from the inside.
I wanna fuck you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

Through every forest.
Above the trees.
Within my stomach.
Scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive.

Minerva shrank as far down her seat at she could get, she wished the floor would just swallow her. Beside her embarrassment, she could feel her irritation and anger levels rise. When Minerva looked around to ascertain the damage, she could see even Albus looked a bit annoyed, even though his annoyance had to be directed at the inappropriate display on stage, and not because Mr. Walters was hitting on her. Albus often encouraged her to find herself a man, and have a little fun.

Thank Merlin the song was over, the student's looked as though they wanted to laugh, but didn't dear to in case they lose points for it.

Minerva had missed her name go up over the microphone whilst gazing out over the student's, she wasn't aware of it until Poppy elbowed her and pointed at the microphone, where Minerva McGonagall was spelled out over it.

Minervas first thought was shit, but when she considered what to sing, she realised that she should use the opportunity presented to her and concluded that she would give an answer to Mr. Walters song.

Minerva walked to the stage, started up `Does your mother know´ an alternative text written to one of the songs of the mixed wizards and witches band ABBA from Sweden. Minerva would make it clear who it was meant for.

You're so hot, teasing me
So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you
That's something I couldn't do
There's that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but girl you're only a child

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

I can see what you want
But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I'm not the one
Now you're so cute, I like your style
And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile)
But girl you're only a child

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Minerva was very pleased with her self. Mr. Walter looked a little down but he would probably stop the attempted courting of her now.

tbc...