One day, Miley was at a pool party. Rico was there too and he said, "Hey Miley, I bet you can't jump off the big diving board." Miley said, "You're on!" and climbed up the seemingly endless ladder.
When Miley reached the top, she got so scared she pissed herself. She wanted to go back down but then Rico shoved her off the diving board and into the pool.
Miley fell into the pool so hard that when she hit the bottom, her head cracked open and she passed out. When Robbie Ray found out what happened to Miley, he was so angry he beat Rico up until he was nothing more than a bloody mess.
Miley was in a coma for several days and when she woke up, the doctor called Robbie Ray and told him to come to the hospital. They went to Miley's room and she was throwing a tantrum in her bed. "PEOPLE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY FACE!" Miley cried like a bitch.
"What the hell is wrong with my daughter?" Robbie Ray snapped. "Well," the doctor began, "The good news is that she has woken up from her coma. The bad news is her brain has been permanently damaged by the fall."
"Are you saying Miley is retarded now?" Robbie snapped. "Yep," the doctor said, "She was already retarded though so it's not that different from before."
"Oww! Pointy thing hurts!" Miley cried like a bitch after the doctor gave her a shot and said "You can take Miley home now." Then Robbie Ray muttered, "Goddamnit."
So, Miley had to live the rest of her life as a retard. Rico was arrested and put to death by the electric chair for ruining Miley's life.
The End