The Dildo Whacker
Jeff was a small boy, who got bullied on the way home from school. One day he found a flier about a prostitute, so he called the number.
Jeff- Hi I saw your ad, and I was just wondering if you could help me.
Prostitute- Ok, but first I have to ask you if you're at least 21?
Jeff- No, but I wasn't looking for a hook-up.
Prostitute- What do you want then?
Jeff- Every day on my way home, I get bullied and I was wondering if you could help me.
Prostitute- How would I help?
Jeff- Well I was wondering if I could borrow your dildo?
Prostitute- WHAT!?
Jeff- That way I could use it to defend myself.
Prostitute- Hey, if you buy one, sure.
Jeff- How much?
Prostitute- 50 dollars.
Jeff- Deal.
So, Jeff wasted 50 dollars on a purple dildo. The next day, he was on his way home, when a bully began messing with him. Jeff pulled out the dildo and said," I just pulled out, BITCH!" The bully began laughing and choked to death. THE END.