Jeopardy
Marth: Welcome! Today the contestants are Daisy, Peach and Zelda. Okay, the categories are: What's that sound? , riddles and Roy's personal life.
Roy: (in audience) HEY!!!
Peach: I'll take 'What's that sound' for 100 please.
Marth: *plays tape*
Tape: ruff! Ruff!
Peach: A dog!
Marth: Right! *ding ding* 100 points!
Zelda: I'll take 'Roy's personal life' for 400 please.
Marth: Who does Roy always want to usually get paired with in love scenes?
Roy: Oh, boy.
Daisy: Zelda?
Marth: Incorrect.
Peach: Me?
Marth: Wrong
Zelda: Nurse Peach?
Marth: Wrong again. The answer is Daisy.
Roy: *points at Marth* MARTH! YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL! YOU SWORE!
Daisy: *faints*
Marth: *looks at Daisy* Guess she's out of the game.
Peach: I'll take 'Riddles' for 200 please.
Marth: I am yellow and put in sandwiches, People love to eat me.
Zelda: What is cheese?
Marth: Correct. Folks Peach is in last place with 100 points and Zelda is in 1st place with 200 points. I'm sorry, Daisy's out of the game. Oh well. Let's continue. Zelda, it's your turn.
Zelda: I'll take Roy's personal life for a booming' 1000.
Marth: What name would Roy like to be called as?
Peach: Prince?
Marth: nope.
Zelda: princess?
Marth: Nope. Super Bunny boy.
Roy: Oh man. Now they know bunny boy's secret identity.
Peach: I'll take 'What's that sound' for 200 please.
Marth:*plays tape*
Tape: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP
Peach: A person swearing?
Marth: Nope.
Zelda: An answering machine beep?
Marth: Correct. Zelda Still in the lead with 400 points! And Peach with still 100.
Marth: Zelda, your turn.
Zelda: I'll take Roy's personal life for 700.
Marth: Roy loves to play.
Zelda: Blow up the box?
Marth: No
Peach: Hot wheels?
Marth: Nope. Tea party with Peach's dolls. Peach: So THAT'S where they go in the afternoon! Not to mention the dolls' heads' are always cut off when I find them.
Roy: MY GOD!!! YOU TOLD AGAIN MARTH!!! THAT'S IT! YOUR GOING DOWN!!!
Marth: After the show please. Were going to take a short break here so please hold.
Y. Link: Mmmmm. Hot dogs are yummy!!!!
Popo: *snatches hot dog and eats it.*
Y. Link: Hey!!! *hits popo with a hammer*
Link: Mini me!
Y. Link: hey, chill! He's growing up!
Popo: I lost all my baby teeth! *smiles with no teeth.*
Y. Link: see?
Marth: *sweat drop*
Everyone else: *sweat drop*
Marth: Back to the show. Anyway its-Oh look! It's Melon! She's replacing Daisy! How nice.
Melon: *pushes Daisy away* I'll take 'What's that sound' for 800 please.
Marth: *plays tape*
Tape recorder: BWAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!
Melon: Uh, the legendary Bwap monster? *sheepish giggle*
Marth: *sweat drop* noooooooo..Zelda, do you know?
Zelda: .... skip.
Peach: I KNOW! I KNOW! It's Roy's burping! Hehe, sorry Roy. Roy: *eye twitching* Grrrrr ...
Marth: Correct! 800 points! Peach, your turn.
Peach: I'll take Roy's personal life for 800.
Marth: What does Roy sing in the shower?
Roy: I'm getting sooooo ticked off at you right now Marth!
Peach: Um, Row your boat?
Marth: Nope.
Zelda: I hear him across from my apartment. It's..
Roy: *slow tempo* NOOOOOOOOOO*
Zelda: Rock-a bye baby.
Roy: *crying*
Marth: Okay, that's about it Zelda has 400 place in second, Melon in last with 0 points and Peach has won with 800! She wins a vacation to.um, inside the TV! Step right in!
Peach: *steps in* Cool!!!
Roy: Okay, shows over. DIEEEE MARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIEEEIIEEE!!!!!!!!
Did you like it? I'll write the next chapter when I get new ideas. Hint: On every show were going to have someone's personal life.
Marth: Welcome! Today the contestants are Daisy, Peach and Zelda. Okay, the categories are: What's that sound? , riddles and Roy's personal life.
Roy: (in audience) HEY!!!
Peach: I'll take 'What's that sound' for 100 please.
Marth: *plays tape*
Tape: ruff! Ruff!
Peach: A dog!
Marth: Right! *ding ding* 100 points!
Zelda: I'll take 'Roy's personal life' for 400 please.
Marth: Who does Roy always want to usually get paired with in love scenes?
Roy: Oh, boy.
Daisy: Zelda?
Marth: Incorrect.
Peach: Me?
Marth: Wrong
Zelda: Nurse Peach?
Marth: Wrong again. The answer is Daisy.
Roy: *points at Marth* MARTH! YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL! YOU SWORE!
Daisy: *faints*
Marth: *looks at Daisy* Guess she's out of the game.
Peach: I'll take 'Riddles' for 200 please.
Marth: I am yellow and put in sandwiches, People love to eat me.
Zelda: What is cheese?
Marth: Correct. Folks Peach is in last place with 100 points and Zelda is in 1st place with 200 points. I'm sorry, Daisy's out of the game. Oh well. Let's continue. Zelda, it's your turn.
Zelda: I'll take Roy's personal life for a booming' 1000.
Marth: What name would Roy like to be called as?
Peach: Prince?
Marth: nope.
Zelda: princess?
Marth: Nope. Super Bunny boy.
Roy: Oh man. Now they know bunny boy's secret identity.
Peach: I'll take 'What's that sound' for 200 please.
Marth:*plays tape*
Tape: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP
Peach: A person swearing?
Marth: Nope.
Zelda: An answering machine beep?
Marth: Correct. Zelda Still in the lead with 400 points! And Peach with still 100.
Marth: Zelda, your turn.
Zelda: I'll take Roy's personal life for 700.
Marth: Roy loves to play.
Zelda: Blow up the box?
Marth: No
Peach: Hot wheels?
Marth: Nope. Tea party with Peach's dolls. Peach: So THAT'S where they go in the afternoon! Not to mention the dolls' heads' are always cut off when I find them.
Roy: MY GOD!!! YOU TOLD AGAIN MARTH!!! THAT'S IT! YOUR GOING DOWN!!!
Marth: After the show please. Were going to take a short break here so please hold.
Y. Link: Mmmmm. Hot dogs are yummy!!!!
Popo: *snatches hot dog and eats it.*
Y. Link: Hey!!! *hits popo with a hammer*
Link: Mini me!
Y. Link: hey, chill! He's growing up!
Popo: I lost all my baby teeth! *smiles with no teeth.*
Y. Link: see?
Marth: *sweat drop*
Everyone else: *sweat drop*
Marth: Back to the show. Anyway its-Oh look! It's Melon! She's replacing Daisy! How nice.
Melon: *pushes Daisy away* I'll take 'What's that sound' for 800 please.
Marth: *plays tape*
Tape recorder: BWAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!
Melon: Uh, the legendary Bwap monster? *sheepish giggle*
Marth: *sweat drop* noooooooo..Zelda, do you know?
Zelda: .... skip.
Peach: I KNOW! I KNOW! It's Roy's burping! Hehe, sorry Roy. Roy: *eye twitching* Grrrrr ...
Marth: Correct! 800 points! Peach, your turn.
Peach: I'll take Roy's personal life for 800.
Marth: What does Roy sing in the shower?
Roy: I'm getting sooooo ticked off at you right now Marth!
Peach: Um, Row your boat?
Marth: Nope.
Zelda: I hear him across from my apartment. It's..
Roy: *slow tempo* NOOOOOOOOOO*
Zelda: Rock-a bye baby.
Roy: *crying*
Marth: Okay, that's about it Zelda has 400 place in second, Melon in last with 0 points and Peach has won with 800! She wins a vacation to.um, inside the TV! Step right in!
Peach: *steps in* Cool!!!
Roy: Okay, shows over. DIEEEE MARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIEEEIIEEE!!!!!!!!
Did you like it? I'll write the next chapter when I get new ideas. Hint: On every show were going to have someone's personal life.