101 Things We Dragons Will Do For Fun

Cows

A giant green dragon sat in the middle of a grassy field.

Stock still.

Completely unmoving.

Focused entirely on the terrified cow standing before him in awe (Dragon thought).

Slowly, and ever so quietly, he reached forwards and gave the poor creature a tiny poke.

It let out a mournful mooing sound. In fright, no doubt.

Immediately, the giant lizard rolled over onto his back hooting and thrashing around in fits of hysterical laughter. For him, the joke never got old.

But you will not be surprised to learn that he was the only living creature left in the field, by now.