This story is based on me and my boyfriends antics in WoW. Me being the Troll hunter (Marenight) and Ryan being the Night Elf Rouge (Aldriel). Hope you like, ill be writing the next chpt when i can :)
I was running through ashenvale, my pet spirit wolf sprinting beside me. I could smell night elf filth all around me! The smell of them made me sick. Then I stopped. My wolf, Spark, was growling and sniffing up at the air. I could smell it too. A night elf and a draenei were walking towards us. I summoned my red drake, Ruby, down from the skies and leapt on her. She flew me up to a near by tree where I could get within range of the two alliance scum that were approaching us. When the two turned round the corner. All I could see was the female Draenei prancing around, like the queen of Azeroth, on her stupid looking Elk. But I couldn't see the night elf. I aimed my gun at the night elves "Pretty" pink little head, intending on blasting that little whores head clean off her shoulders. When I felt something nip my ear. I turned to my left, expecting to see Spark next to me. But he wasn't there. I looked all round me. There was nobody there. Then somebody whispered in my ear:
"Hey kinky tusks." a male voice whispered softly in my ear.
I blushed bright red, even more red that my hair, and it was very red! I sat there, looking around me, looking for this dude. Then, he licked my ear then pinched my ass! I yelped, then went flying out the tree! As I was falling, I whistled for Rudy. She swooped down and caught me just before I fell. Rudy's wing strength was so strong that she blew the draenei straight off her mount and she went flying into the bushes. I swear I almost fell out that tree again, once Ruby had flown me back to the branch I fell off of. I sat there again. Looking round me. Looking for a sign of the night elf. I brought out my gun, and shot a flare on the branch. I waited a few seconds. Starting eagerly at the flare. then I caught sight of a boot. I lunged myself at the night elf (who I eventually realised was a rouge) and managed to keep him fixed under me.
"What the hell are you playing at elf?" I barked, not expecting him to reply.
"I'm just having a laugh. Why don't you tell me your name, sexy troll?", then he winked.
I almost had a heart attack! He could understand me! I started at him for a few more seconds. Then got off him and leaped off the tree, landed on Ruby's back and barked at her to fly back home.
As we flew away, I thought some more about the night elf. Nobody has ever spoken to me like that… Then I realised I kind of liked that night elf!
"By the power of Voodoo, what is wrong with me?" I yelled at the sky in confusion. I shouldn't like a night elf! Its just not done! But why can't I stop thinking about him! I tired everything within my power to get him out my head, but continued to think about him for the rest of the day.