"Happy anniversary, Creampuff." Ryou cooed to his lover, a giant creampuff named Creampuff.

"Happy anniversary to you to, honey. I got you something." Creampuff pulled out a small box and handed it to him.

"What! No you shouldn't have! I thought we agreed not to give each other a gift this year!" Never the less Ryou took the box; he was a sucker for gifts. Inside the box was a small silver ring with a large pearl on the top. "It's…It's..It's beautiful!" Ryou cried tears of happiness before placing the ring on his finger. "I love you so much, Puff."

"And I love you to, hun." They embraced each other, love evident in the air.

~o(0)o~

On his way home from work Ryou stopped by a special place, to pick things up to celebrate with his lover tonight. Walking by an alleyway Ryou was pulled back and shoved against a wall.

"Do you think that you could get away with it?" An oyster said in his ear, the rough shell of the being scratching his skin.

"G-get away with what?" He questioned.

"Wearing my child!" The oyster bellowed pointing to the ring. "My wife, Clam, died giving birth to him and now you're going to pay the price for wearing him!" The oyster started to remove Ryou's clothes, his big bulky hands slipping into his pants. "You're going to help me make a new child!" The oyster laughed, loud and screechy like an alarm. Even after he finished the sound never went away…

~o(0)o~

Ryou gasped as he awoke to his alarm clock. His mind was fuzzy as it tried to recall his dream. Glancing around the room Ryou saw twenty empty boxes of creampuffs and decided that from now on; he would at most eat ten boxes before bed.