A/N: This is muffin, and welcome to this story; 50 Shades of Levi x Eren! It WILL be yaoi of course... :) And it will be made up of several oneshots... maybe twoshots... So enjoy~!

'To Do' List

The breeze wafted in through the window of an empty room. A black-clad ninja-like figure stealthily slipped in through the open window. She raised an eyebrow at the place. It was spotlessly tidy, not a single speck of dust out of place.

The room of a clean freak.

Now she would finally have the evidence against him.

Mikasa slowly and silently crept over to the desk. Levi's desk. It followed the same obsessive standards as the rest of the room. How unsurprising. The hard thing now would be finding that supposed piece of paper. Especially without disturbing anything, be it by accident or on purpose.

She didn't even know for certain that it existed.

But she had dreamed of it. A dream realistic enough to be a vision. And It now seemed like the most plausible thing she had ever known. She had this feeling deep down in her gut. It had to be there somewhere, she was sure of it.

But the question was; where was it actually?

It didn't hurt to look. Well, it probably would if woe betide her and she be discovered. Even more if her intentions were found out.

No. She would find it before then. She was 99.99% sure that she would. Her life and soul depended on this. This one slip of paper was all she would ever need – evidence.

Slowly and carefully lifting up the secret bottom of the drawer (being extra careful not to knock over the cleaning products inside), she gasped. And burst into fits and cackles of maniacal evil laughter.

She looked at the paper…

Levi's 'To Do' List

- Clean

- Clean

- Eren

… before suddenly scrunching it up in a fit of rage. She was now emitting an aura of pure fury and sisterly love for Eren, whom she considered like the younger brother she never had.

He. Would. Die.

Only three thoughts were running through her head at this particular moment: Kill Levi, YAOI! and Destroy Levi.

Sadly, her desires of Levi's demise outnumbered those of her love for smexy boys' love.

If she didn't do this…

Mikasa was a woman on a mission.

Mutilate Levi.