INTRO

A lot of people were going crazy round the mall today, and for good reason. Pop singer Kylie Smiley was coming back to the mall to shoot some pictures and shots for a new pop star movie she was starring in, and not only that, but they were holding auditions for who would get too appear in Kylie's movie, just a minor role, nothing too big, and Kylie's fans were going wild, especially Caitlin and Jen.

The lineup for the auditions was taking place at Grinde-Me, and Caitlin and Jen didn't mind that they were stuck dead in the middle. They were so excited that they felt they could wait for a-hundred years. "EEE… this is so exciting!" Jen shrieked.

"I know…!" agreed Caitlin "Too bad Kylie's not here, maybe she would've given us roles anyway."

Nikki was there, but not to audition, just to get a coffee. "Just make sure Sargent Beef doesn't pound you guys into dirt." she teased, but Jen and Nikki weren't worried about that now, still being good friends online with Kylie, Caitlin got emails saying how Beef was on anti-anger pills to help with his rage. "Ain't it the truth?" Jonesy said a she came along and walked past everyone in line. "Hey! Jonesy, don't cut!"

"Relax…" Jonesy said "I'm just getting a coffee before they start shooting my number."

The girls all gasped. "You're in the movie?" Nikki asked in disbelief.

Jen and Caitlin refused to believe it, but Jonesy showed them the books of scenes, lines, actions, and other things. "How did you get into the movie?" Jen practically screamed.

Jonesy had that smug look in his eyes…

…

Ron was feeling lonely so he was having a pretend date with that lady mannequin again. He had it all set up- a candle lit dinner table, dance music, and… he even smooched her, only to look up and realize Jonesy snapped his picture again.

Ron sighed, "Just tell me what you want, son."

…

"And the rest is history." Jonesy said. "Ron really ought to get some blinds."

"Or you could just try and do things without blackmail and extortion…" Nikki suggested.

Jonesy just wrapped his arm around his wife "Ahh, but think… when I'm famous, and making millions, you and I can live the high life because of that blackmail extortion."

"I'm positive… you'll make a complete idiot of yourself." Nikki said.

"Maybe and maybe not…" Jonesy said…

(Breaks fourth wall)

"…Stay tuned to find out."

"Intro theme"