The Life of a Dudette

by Skullenko

Life sucks for Laney Penn. All her friends think she's a dude, she's the nag of the group and Corey refuses to see her as anything else, but a bro! It's not like she has the guts to confess though. Then something happens. that will change Grojband forever, Hurricane Hillary comes to town. Laney's older sister. Can Laney save Grojband from her evil twisted sister? Find out!

1. Chapter 1

AN: Hello, I'm a new author on this site and I ship this pairing so much! Lolz! Tell me if you like it! Yo, Trina want to do the disclaimer?

Trina: As if! Mina you do it!

Mina: Skullenko does not own Grojband!

Corey: That's right! I do!

Laney: *pats Corey's head* On with the show!

Laney's POV

Life sucks. It really does. Or at least mine does. I know what you're thinking: Oh Laney, your life doesn't suck! You're in a rad band and are slowly becoming famous! You have four best friends and play a killer bass! What could be better!? Yeah that's all true, but let's face it. I'm not getting famous, COREY is.

Not that, that really matters. That's not the problem. The problem is I'm a dude. At least in my friend's eyes. Not only that, but I'm getting famous for being the nag of the group! In Peaceville we have A LOT of fans… ok a few handfuls, BUT when they see Corey or Kin or Kon, they run up to them squealing and begging for autographs! When they see me they just say "sup" and go back to worshipping the boys!

Those aren't even my biggest problems. You see, a couple weeks ago something truly horrendous happened! Something that still, to this day, makes me shudder. I seriously contemplated moving to an old rickety house, adopting a bunch of cats, and becoming the ultimate cat lady!

Huh, maybe that wasn't such a bad idea. I would never have to be lonely again AND everything would be soft because of all the cat hair. I'll have to remember that idea.

Anyway, I actually thought the world might be ending. I had a miny freak out. It came all of a sudden without anyone realizing it. It was inevitable, but still frightening. To me at least. Since that day, it has gotten worse and it will keep getting worse. Sigh. No use putting off telling you anymore. It'll come out sooner or later.

Corey turned 15.

AN: Yeah, bet you didn't see that one coming.

Corey: What's so bad about me turning 15? It was an awesome party!

Laney: DO NOT SPEAK OF IT!

Kin & Kon: REVIEW!

Trina: Or don't. This things a piece of garba-!

Skullenko: *Slaps hand over Trina's mouth* SHE LIES!

Mina:….she does…