[intro we see Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Dudley Puppy, and Kitty Katswell firing their blasters, Keswick is seen firing his blaster as Lincoln Loud, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Timmy Turner, his fairies, Chloe Carmichael, Dudley Puppy, and Kitty Katswell all fall back Lincoln Loud bursting through a door, Ronnie Anne Santiago firing a Linebacker M-87 MSGL, defusing a bomb, working undercover, scaling the side of a building and firing fudgy bar machine guns, Bird Brain is also seen firing his blaster inside an airplane, all intersperse of Lincoln's ten sisters assisting Lincoln Loud and bystanders caught in the crossfire; the title: "Michigan Heat" appears over a computerized targeting schematic]
T.U.F.F Headquarters Lincoln Loud is in his cubicle playing darts he scores a nine dart finish and Lincoln Loud is bored
Lincoln Loud:Even darts gets boring during the cubicle part of my newfound position with the projectile trajectory projector that shows where the dart will land, makeing nine dart finishes a cakewalk and I'm starting to miss my hometown Royal Woods, Michigan so to start living in Royal Woods again I went to the brains of T.U.F.F Keswick but trying to keep my sisters in line can get a little complicated.
[Lincoln Loud exit his cubicle and sees Keswick in his lab but looks at the weapons test range Leni Loud is seen with a blaster pistol she points the blaster pistol at her self to check ]
Leni Loud; Lincoln How does this work
Lincoln Loud:Leni, don't point that blaster at yourself
[Leni Loud fires the blaster pistol it misses her but the laser bolt heads for Lincoln Loud he activates his TITAN Energy shield protecting his from the blaster bolt]
Lincoln Loud:Leni, give me that blaster
[Leni Loud hands the blaster pistol to Lincoln Loud]
Leni Loud; So what do I have to do with that zap-zap
Lincoln Loud:Leni, you can't point this blaster at yourself you can hurt someone with this.
Leni Loud; what?
Lincoln Loud:Ok, Leni, you can't point this...zap-zap at yourself you can really hurt yourself even someone else so keep that zap-zap pointed away from you.
[Lincoln Loud walks from the weapons test range and walks to Keswick's lab]
Keswick Oh, hey Li-Li-Lincoln my favorite techno-agent of T.U.F.F home planet... I mean home town of Royal Woods Michigan, so what do you need
Lincoln Loud:Question can you invert something that can move a building from one place to another say T.U.F.F Headquarters and our new home to Royal Woods, Michigan
Keswick You mean ma-ma-mass teleportation
Lincoln Loud:Exactly mass teleportation because I'm starting miss Royal Woods
Lori Loud: Keswick, what's up with Lincoln Loud is he homesick or something!
Keswick Apparently yes your brother is feelin homesick
Lincoln Loud:Well that's great because I'm starting to miss being in Royal Woods, Michigan and I bet everyone up there messes me too
Keswick You know i'll wo-wo-work something up to make sure you keep your new found job, and stay in your home town
Lincoln Loud:That'd be great Keswick because it's nice for me to be back in my hometown and for you and the agents of T.U.F.F what's it like to live up in Royal Woods, Michigan
Keswick Well first off I have to get authorization from the chief before we make a move
[chief's office Lincoln Loud opens the door and he and Keswick enters in]
Lincoln Loud:Chief I feel homesick and I feel like that my home state of Michigan is well I think I should be in not only to keep my job but the town also misses them as well
The Chief:Hmm Relocate In Royal Woods Michigan that sounds like the best idea ever. I hear that cost of living is 31 percent cheaper to live in Royal Woods than hear, I'll authorize this relocation.
Lincoln Loud:I know right, so Keswick can you work on that mass teleportation device I proposed to teleport T.U.F.F Headquarters.
Keswick Well I can but what about your new house don't you want your bedroom with bathroom
Lincoln Loud:You know now to think of it teleport my house as well T.U.F.F Headquarters
[time lapse Keswick had made a teleportation device]
Keswick After some time I-I-I had made this mass teleportation ray capable of teleporting T.U.F.F Headquarters
Lincoln Loud:Wow, for someone from Ohio and that's a swing state
Keswick So Lincoln just say the word and I'll have T.U.F.F Headquarters te-te-teleported to Michigan.
Lincoln Loud Well, let me talk it over with the my sisters and my parents.
[T.U.F.F Meeting room Lincoln Loud, his ten sisters and both parents are there
Lincoln Loud:Everyone I have an announcement, Keswick had made a mass teleportation device that allows to not only keep my newfound job hear but to also live back in my hometown so who's with me
Rita Loud:well thank Lord Lincoln, this state is known for staying blue I'm more of a swing person
Lincoln Loud:That's right Mom, Michigan is a swing state it's alsa a neighboring state to Canada and their Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Lynn Loud Sr.:Now that you said it let's go back
Lincoln Loud:I knew you'd get home sick with me.
Rita Loud:I feel like you predicted everyting you said
Lincoln Loud:Sorry, C.A.I.S.E gadget, one of Keswick's new gadgets in my rig he also made sre my rig can
[Lincoln Loud presses a button and his combat rig folds up into a jetpack much similar to Rambamboo's jetpack]
Lincoln Loud:I just hope that Keswick designed this with Rambamboo
Lynn Loud Sr.: well C.A.I.S.E or not we're going back to Michigan.
[chief's office Lincoln Loud enters back in]
Lincoln Loud;Well let's do it my parents said yes and they're cool with it
Keswick: all ri-ri-right
[Keswick presses a button and T.U.F.F Headquarters is teleported to Royal Woods then he teleports the Loud's new house right over their old one all the little details are still intact however his teleporter goes haywire and the villains hideouts in different parts of Royal Woods, Michigan, Even the bikini bottom is teleported to Lake Michigan and Keswick shuts it down]
Lincoln Loud:So I may have my time living in California but I like living up hear in Royal Woods Michigan because Michigan is a swing state and it has the biggest city, Detroit.