Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto so get off my back or I'll burn your suitcases. Flames welcomed as I believe in all out insults, sometimes it's the only way to get through to people as dim-witted as fanfiction writers.
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'Twas doomsday in Konoha,
It didn't make sense,
Since when did OC's,
Beat their best defence?
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The hokage was fuming,
And wondered why,
So many OC's
Fell from the sky.
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Buildings were razed
And towers fell,
Tsunade cursed
The self-inserts from hell.
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'I'm your long lost sister'
A Mary Sue screamed,
No end to the tragedy,
Or so it seemed.
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The heavens opened
And to their surprise,
A smiling Bill Gates
Caught their eyes.
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'I've designed a button
to save the day,
the most feared device
in the Milky Way'.
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The invaders trembled
At the sound of his voice,
'no more of this horror,
It's time to rejoice!'
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He took out his keyboard
And pushed a key,
Which earned a 'YOSH'
From the enthused Lee.
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The OC's vanished,
Now the village could rest.
They blessed Bill Gates
And his cool geek vest.
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He ascended again
And said goodbye,
Which earned a happy
And collective sigh.
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Naruto grinned,
They were finally free,
Thanks to Bill Gates
And the fabled 'esc' key.
Horrible, I know, but it's night time and I figure I won't have any creative juices after the exam block this week, so I figured I'd get something in now.
P.S Pies are the source of all of my power,
Sarah