"Spongebob!" Squidward Tentacles yelled. "You and your bottom feeder get over here!" Spongebob skipped over to Squidward's house with Gary by his side. "Yeah, Squidward?" Spongebob asked. "I took Snellie to the vet today, and guess what she said." He said. Spongebob gasped. "Your snail talked to you?" He shrieked. "No, you halfwit! The vet talked to me!" Squidward yelled. Spongebob looked dissapointed. "Anyway, the vet said that Snellie's pregnant! My snail is having baby snails with that mutt of yours!" Squidward yelled. Spongebob jumped up and down. "Oh, yay! Gary's gonna be a dad!" He exclaimed. "I don't want Snellie to have baby snails with Gary! She's a purebred race snail, and for all I know, you picked Gary up off the side of the road!" Squidward said, fuming. "I actually did! That was the first time Mrs. Puff and I had a wreck!" Spongebob said. "You'll mess with Snellie's good bloodlines! These baby snails aren't going to do her any good, and she can't race until she's recovered from her pregnancy and birth!" Squidward continued. "Oh, but they'll be so cute, Squidward! I bet Patrick will want one, and Sandy, and maybe Pearl and Mr. Krabs, oh, and Larry the lobster, and Mrs. Puff..." Spongebob went on. "Nobody will want them! They'll be mongrels!" Squidward said. "Oh, and I want one! Gary will love to have a little son or daughter around to play with!" Spongebob said, ignoring what Squidward was saying. "Spongebob, can't you see this wasn't supposed to happen?" Squidward asked. Spongebob patted Gary on the shell. "I'm so proud of your little miracles, boy." He said. Squidward sighed.