A/N-Hi, I've not been able to upload forever because we changed our internet provider and it's been down for like a month and Fanfiction is blocked on my mobile internet so I couldn't use that either:( This isn't really a story so much as a "I was bored let's write down whatever random stuff is going through my head after I saw the Sherlock teaser" but if you enjoy random stuff then leave me a comment:) Also sorry for the language it's a common thing people say so I didn't really want to put 'No poop Sherlock' :)
"No shit, Sherlock"
"Mary...I wish you wouldn't use that phrase"
"Oh for goodness sake John! It's been three years! You hardly knew the man! It's a common phrase and you need to learn to stop acting as the victim! He commited suicde John there's no secret meaning to it, Nobody killed him. He was a mentally unstable lunatic who craved attention and murdered people just so he could play a game! You were at his funeral, Now stop obsessing over him and move on!"
Those were the last words Mary ever spoke to her husband John.
The sound of the gunshot sliced through the air and when John turned around he saw him.
"Sherlock?"
"No shit."