a very short humerous drabble, inspired by a meme that generates your war cry (I entered donald mallered and then.... my muse came up with this:)

Hey and it's even exactly 100 words!

Title: "War Cries"
Author: Barbara aka Stargazer83 aka ltcatepike

email: p-angelgmx.de

Rating: PG

Category: Drabble, Humor

Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS, or its Characters. Just letting them play in my own personal sandbox for a while. Hey, they asked for it, so don't sue me. Talk to your characters not to inspire other people's muses if you don't want fanfiction.

Tony entered the morgue and saw Ducky hunched over a body.

"I'm going to flog you beyond mortal comprehension, and hit you with a steamroller!!" Ducky yelled the next minute.

"Ducky???"

Ducky looked over his shoulder. "Oh. Hello Tony."

"Everything okay Ducky?"

"Yes of course. I was just taking a short break."

Tony peered over Ducky's shoulder. "Ah the new kid leave his toy behind?"

"Ah yes. Quite entertaining."

Then the doors opened again and Gibbs entered the morgue.

"You finished yet, Ducky?"

He let the gameboy disappear discretely into his coat pocket. "In a minute, Jethro, in a minute."