Title: "N" stands for... Nostradamus!

Author: Sanomi

Rating: PG-13 for kissies.

Warning: Kissies! Male kissies. Slash, yo.

Notes: Geek Mama did her version of this and it inspired me. Apparently it's a drabble challenge, to begin each sentence of your drabble with the same letter. It is mucho harder than it looks, but fun!

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Norrington sighed, and wanted to bury his face in his hands. No man should have to go through such torture!

"Navy-boy, ye all right?" Jack asked, pausing in his rather meandering explanation on why, exactly, he was standing in James' private bedroom in the middle of the night.

"Navy-boy? Navy-boy?!" Norrington's voice cracked and raised an octave in his disbelief. "No person is allowed to call me that, you-you-- Pirate Boy!"

"Now that's jus' a bit pathetic, mate," Sparrow frowned. "Never use a comeback that's almost exactly like th' other fellow's, 'cause it just sounds weak," he informed the other man.

"No more stalling, Sparrow. Night is swiftly passing, and I would like a reason for your intrusion into my bedroom!" James growled.

Nimbly bypassing the blade pointed at him, Jack pressed his body up against James, causing the other man's breath to catch. "No more stalling," he agreed and somehow their lips met and Norrington couldn't find anything more to say-- although that might have been because the pirate's tongue was so far in his mouth he wouldn't have been able to speak anyway.

No words were needed after that, in anycase.

V

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me. X3