OMG. I'm back, after so long. You guys were losing faith, I can tell. I can't talk right now. So nervous.
Gorgeouscentuplerainbow was hungry. So far, she had eaten three hippos, four and a half rainbows, and Santa's very special candy cane. Her trusted assistant/slave, Weirdlaugh, laughed weirdly like she always did and suddenly said, "Your Fatness Who Has Eaten Many a Hippo, and Who Has Eaten Rainbows and Candy Canes, may you stop eating? The whole clan will go into a famine!"
(Her Fatness Who Has Eaten Many a Hippo, and Who Has Eaten Rainbows and Candy Canes likes to have long names for good luck, as her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandma Oh Beautiful Old Grandma Who Has a Really Long Name For the Sake of This Flashback, and Who Does Not Like To Say That, and Who Is Really Bored Right Now, While the Writer of this Story Is Going Through Writer's Block lived for 400 years in a row. No kidding.)
(400 worm years, I think.)
Gorgeouscentuplerainbow burst out of her elegant French two-inch tall chair. For sophisticated worms. "My trusted assistant/slave, you may not say that. I am disappointed in you. Go to the time-out corner."
The Unnamed Slave who became unnamed because Stormshadow3 forgot earlier that he had a name went to the dreaded time-out corner, where a creepy guy with deadly spanking techniques awaited.
Meanwhile, Gorgeouscentuplerainbow strode to the doors, where she blew back some really long hair that got in her face.
Rapunzel burst into the scene because jealousy, but disappeared for unknown reasons.
She opened the doors, and screamed.
I'm sorry for such a short chapter... but I was just so excited!