A/N: This is a stupid story I made up. It's a song-fic so beware! I went to and randomly picked a letter and then randomly picked a band and then randomly picked an album and then randomly picked a song! And then I used the lyrics written in this story! The sad thing is, I can't remember what band I picked so I'm just going to give credit to the amazing people who wrote and sang this song. Have a fantabulous time reading this pointless story. And review please.

Get Down Tonight

By Mare Tranquillitatis

Dumbledore stood and raised his arms, "Students, fellow professors, I would just like to say one word before you are off to bed..." He paused for dramatic effect, his beard shining in the candlelight, his eyes twinkling due to his late disease of twinkle-itis, not to mention his fabulous robes were that of Liberace, "Let's get down and BOOGIE!" He started doing the Twist.

Silence followed. Snape nearly choked on his food. Professor Sprout was holding her napkin to her mouth and trying not to laugh. The students sat with their mouths wide open. A fly flew into a first year's, he ended up choking and dying. Everyone wished the hacking Snape would do the same.

Everybody turned as Harry Potter suddenly stood on his Gryffindor table, "Groovay!" He was suddenly donning a leisure suit and his hair was slicked back. From the other side of the Great Hall, Draco Malfoy stood as well on his own Slytherin table and yelled, "Boogie fever tooo-NITE!" He was wearing bell bottoms and a ruffly shirt. Many girls salivated at the sight and couldn't decide which man to look at.

Suddenly, Ginny Weasley and Hermione Granger sprang up from behind Harry and struck very Charlie's Angels pose. Ginny was copying Ferrah Fawcett and Hermione was sporting a 'fro. Everyone looked towards Draco, expecting something equally cool from him.

Crabbe and Goyle popped up and belched. They were wearing too tight brown pants with button up paisley shirts. The girls groaned and decided they'd rather be jealous of Ginny and Hermione any day.

Draco, noticing the distaste, ordered his goonies to sit. They did. He instead argued that he was a "single" performer. Harry scoffed.

Dumbledore cleared his throat, "As I was saying... the lights please McGonagall." Professor McGonagall stood and replaced the candles with a giant revolving disco ball. The students cheered. Harry hopped off his table and assisted his 'ladies' before heading towards the stage. Draco followed suit.

Taking the microphone, Harry grabbed Hermione's wrist and pulled her close. Her afro smooshed against his shoulder and she pushed herself away to make it poofy again. Harry sang:

"Baby, babe let's get together

honey, honey me and you,

and do the things, oh, do the things

that we like to do."

Hermione giggled and stood a bit closer to him. Draco, having no one, grabbed Ginny who was glaring at Hermione in rage. She slapped him but Draco sang just the same. He knew the chorus quite well and so did a lot of muggleborns. Quite a few stood up and began to dance and sing along.

"Oh, do a little dance, make a little love,

get down tonight, get down tonight," Harry joined in and Hermione and Ginny started dancing a pretty whacked out disco fever dance.

"Do a little dance, make a little love,

get down tonight, get down tonight."

Hermione took the mic, pushing Harry to the side. He stumbled and fell off the stage. Many girls ran to help him.

"Baby, babe meet you same place,

same time, where we can, oh, get together and

ease up our mind."

Ginny grabbed the microphone from Draco and started up the chorus again, Hermione singing away as well.

"Oh, do a little dane, make a little love

get down tonight, get down tonight

do a little dance, make a little love,

get down tonight, get down tonight, baby," Harry recovered and jumped back up on stage to share the mic with Hermione. Draco tried sharing with Ginny but she bit off his ear and he ran away sobbing.

"Do a little dance, make a little love

get down tonight, get down tonight

do a little dance, make a little love

get down tonight, get down tonight," time for Dumbledore's solo:

"Get down, get down, get down, get down

get down tonight baby

we wo wo wo wo wo wo wo," the crowd joined in for the last part...

"Get down, get down, get down, get down,

get down tonight

na na na na na na na na na na na ..."

The song ended and everyone posed. Dumbledore had somehow managed to appear on the revolving disco ball and had his fingers out in 'Peace'. Hermione and Ginny once again were behind Harry who was looking a lot like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. Draco was still bleeding.

But he ended up getting a solo career in singing folk songs. So it all turned out okay.

THE END.