I just discovered the EEnE fandom and man, is it GLORIOUS. To show my love, I'm going to leave this here behind. Tell me if you like it;)

It was a muggy day at the beach. In between gray clouds, timid beams of light poked out to greet two lone figures standing in the parking lot.

"Hurry up, jackass, or we'll miss our class!"

"Nat, chill the fuck out man," mumbled Kevin, "It's too early for this."

"Kevin, Kevin, Kevin," the teal-haired flirt said condescendingly, shaking his head.

"Do you not understand the power of the all-mighty surfboard? This baby-"

Kevin shot Nat a nasty glare.

"Yeah, I get already." Nat was real close to getting smacked. 8 a.m. was way too early for this shit.

Kevin took a quick look around. The beach was practically empty, save for a small group of 5 or some people.

The redhead sighed as he trailed behind Nat to meet the group. Today was going to be a long day.

After falling into the water more times than he could count, Kevin was starting to dream of both when he could get the hell out of the water and when he could strangle his friend for driving him all the way to this secluded beach.

As fate would have it, the minute those thoughts left his head, Kevin heard a shout from the instructor, signaling the end to the dreary activity. He paddled back to shore, thankful to be away from the cold, crashing water. Equipment was returned and everyone went their separate ways. Before Kevin could push his best friend in the direction of the parking lot, Nat turned on his heel and walked in the opposite direction.

"Hey dipshit! The parking lot's that way!"

Kevin felt his eye twitch as the teen seemingly wandered off to the edge of the beach and around a wall of rocks.

What. The. Flying. Fuck.

The red-head ran across the beach and approached the rocks with boiling fury.

"NAT-"

That was as far as Kevin got before Nat hissed at him to be quiet. The teal-haired boy gestured to a rather large beach umbrella, under which the two teens spotted a pair of thin legs. With slow and deliberate steps, the two crept up to the umbrella and peered at the young figure underneath.

There lay a sleeping teen, clutching an open book and propped up against a huge green pillow. Kevin couldn't believe his eyes.

Double D?

Double D, the unusually guarded and uptight member of the Ed's, shifted a bit before settling down again, leaving a sight to behold. Delicate collarbones peeped out from the top of the slumbering teen's white button-up shirt. Further up was a pale, long neck that seemed careless exposed. Nat and Kevin scrambled closer to stare at Double D's face. Thick lashes rested on unblemished skin. Was he always this fair?

The napping teen's mouth was slightly open, allowing for the escape of soft breaths. He was so peaceful, so...beautiful. It was a foreign sight. If it weren't for the black beanie, Kevin found it hard to believe that this was the neighborhood dork.

Kevin glanced over to his companion, who was practically salivating over the deliciously alluring boy.

"This must be my lucky day," Nat chuckled, grinning wolfishly as he reached for the sleeping boy's cheek.

"What are you doing?!" Kevin whispered hoarsely.

"' Never said I couldn't touch," the teal-haired teen replied as he stroked Edd's cheek," Man, you have got to try this. It's so freaking soft."

Kevin frowned. He wasn't interested in the dweeb, even if his heart did skip a beat when he found Edd. Kevin was just surprised, that's all.

"Dude, I think we should go home now." He wasn't stay here and be confused.

"Fine, fine," sighed Nat, "But before we do-"

Leaning down, the high school Casanova gave the dork a quick peck on the lips. Kevin gaped at the sight.

"Time to wake up, Sleeping Beauty!"

Edd awoke with a start, shocking both Kevin and Nat with the intensity of his sky blue eyes.

"'Morning, princess."

Cliffhangers!

Yup, I can't write to save my life. This all-nighter thing is really killing my ability to think, so if ya find typos or anything, don't hesitate to harass me!:D