This is just a bit of fun I left in after removing the 'are you interested in this notion' bits. I figured it was too funny to remove.
Eleven1: "OI!" (Velvet)
Eleven2: "She's got a point. The brain we've got doesn't do any good unless we actually use it!" (Brown pinstripes)
Rose: "Too true. When you said the regeneration had gone wrong, it didn't even occur to me, at least at first, that what you meant was that the new body was pretty...pretty stupid."(growled) "And what's up with the purple velvet, anyway?"
Eleven1: "Rooooooooose!" (whining) "It's nice!"
Ten: "I'm so, so sorry, Rose...I'd fix me if I could."(ex-Nine)
Rose: "It's alright, maybe you've actually got your brain turned back on, the second try. And the velvet is prissy..."
Ten: "That's one word for it..."
Eleven2: (grimly) "I did. You needed me to be whole and me. My brain is both turned on and in working order."
Ten: "That's good."
Eleven1: *grumbles and pouts*
Rose: "Ten? Mum isn't here right now. Would you please just reach over there and...?"
Ten: "My pleasure." *reaches over to Eleven1 and knocks himself on his elder backside when he backhands himself...hard.*
Eleven1: "OW!" (crumpled in a heap on the ground)
Eleven2 and Rose: "Thank you!"
Ten: "Ooooh, no problem, not at all...that felt good!" *shifts uncomfortably and glances down at himself* "Damn...now I've got a wet spot."
Eleven1: "Pervert." (sniffles)
Eleven2: "Oh, by the way, Ten, as far as this universe is concerned, I'm First, now. Got the whole round to do over. The vortex stopped Rose's aging, did you know? You'll see her again...eventually. And cuz this is round two, you'll even know who she was to us before...and who she now is."
Ten: "Well...isn't that something." (smiles that old lovin' smile at his girl)
Eleven2: "Pop by 12th and tell him the pocket universe he's looking for is over here. All the science says so anyway...still have to find it, though." (hands him a slip of paper with coordinates and a date on it) "Aim for that us. We didn't do it, you know. Rose made Bad Wolf make sure we didn't have to."
Ten: "I can do that." (wonder in his face) "I just remembered that trick!"
Eleven2: "Our girl saves us from having to push the button and that us, (points at Eleven1 with his thumb) the jackass one, left her to rot. If I hadn't existed...if I hadn't been here for her..."
Ten: "If I wasn't already past me, I'd kill you for that, Eleven1!"
Twelve: "Feel free, it's already past his time anyway, cuz I'm here..."
Eleven1: "Now...just hold on there...just...no!"
Rose: "I have a better idea. Force feed him this..." (Pops the top on a can of cold pear juice and hands it to Ten who shows the label to the evilly grinning Twelve and Eleven2.)
Twelve: "That certainly works." (reaches for his previous self with both hands)
Eleven: (staring in shocked horror) "No...nonononononononononono! Nooooooooooo!
Eleven2: "Yes, yes it does." (Grabs Eleven1 from behind and gets a good handful of hair to drag his head back)
Ten: "Oh, I'm definitely never going to get the wet spot out of these jeans after this... (grabs Eleven1's jaw and cranks it open to pour a good forty ounces of pear juice down his successor's throat.)
Author: "All right, you lot, settle down. Ten...put him down...in one piece and still breathing. No, don't you don't get to let him drown in that stuff..."
Eleven1: (alternating between gurgling and gagging)
Eleven1: (spitting uselessly once released) "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!"
Author: (rolling her eyes at her muses antics) *clears throat*
"Okay, you lot, settle down, we've already gotten started...first chapter (well, the first real chapter) was posted.