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Ryuga: Okay, what kind of story is it this time?
me: My most random one yet! XD Its about a burger house! That's all I''m saying :)
Ryuga: OH no! Don't tell me I'm in this too!
me: Of course you are!
Ryuga: DAMMIT!
me: *eats insane pill from Ryugafangirl* AWAY MY ARMY OF GIANT FART CLOUDS AND STUPID PINK GLITTER!
Ryuga: O.o She's insane without the pill.
Everyone sat in the B-pit, completely bored. Kyoya was polishing Leone, Gingka eating hamburgers, Kenta and Yu watching TV, Benkei was sleeping, Madoka was fixing Pegasus, and Ryuga was reading while drinking grape soda.
Yep, all was boring while the group did whatever the hell is listed above. Suddenly, the floor in the middle of the basement kersploded and the authoress of pure evil rose from the gap, laughing like an insane person, mostly because she is, while spinning in her Evil Overlord chair.
"HERE COMES DA SLAYA!" shouted the insane authoress.
Ryuga groaned. "Not YOU again!"
"DAMMIT! I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"That's what the sad thing is," muttered Kyoya. Slayer ignored him.
"Oh, wow! Hiya Slayer!" said Yu.
"HELLO!"
Madoka sighed. "Did you take ANOTHER insane pill from Riga?"
"YES! RAINBOW FARTS AND GUMMY UNICORNS! nom nom nom..."
Madoka shreiked. "Stop! You're chewing on Pegasus!" The brunette took the bey out of Slayer's mouth.
"Aww! BUT IT TASTED LIKE PICKLE FLAVORED GUMMY BEARS!"
"Its called METAL! And didn't the doctor tell you to stop taking insane pills?"
"Yes! But this doctor said otherwise!" The Grim Reaper floated out of the hole and everyone turned pale.
"NOW FOR SOME FUN! I AM THE LORD OF THE BURGER HOUSE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"There's a Burger House?" creid Gingka, Benkei, and Masamune who just entered the room.
"YES!" said the victim of the insane pill. "TO ARMS, COTTON CANDY BUNNIES AND MAGICAL FAIRY UNICORNS OF THE GOLD I STOLE FROM A DWARF LEPRACHAUN!"
Suddenly, Tobuscus destroyed a wall by lighting it with a Safety Torch. "SAFETY TORCH, PUT IT ON YOUR PORCH! SAFETY TOARCH, PUT IT IN THE HALLWAY! SAFETY TORCH, SCARE THE MONSTERS A-WAY! SAFETY TORCH, THAT'LL BE 50 BUCKS XD"
"But your pants are on fire!" creid Kenta.
"Nah, don't worry about it! I'll just use my Safety Water and it'll be all good!" Tobuscus poured the Safety Water on the front of his pants, screaming in pain as the for somereason scalding water torched his... Whatever and he ran away screaming.
"NO! TAKE ME WITH YOU!" cried Slayer.
"WAIT! I beleive I have an idea stiring up here," said Slayer, rubbing her temples.
"Whoa, really?!" asked Ryuga.
Slayer only hit him with a metal pole.
"YOU TOOK MY POLE AGAIN?! HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING INTO MY HOUSE?!" asked Kyoya.
"Let's see, I was in China last week so I took a spoon and a map of the world and dug myself a tunel and I ended up in your basement... Its either that or I blow up a wall with TNT from Minecraft." replyed the insane chick in the Evil Overlord chair. "LET'S GO TO THE BURGER HOUSE AND HAVE A PARTY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Everyone in the room but Ryuga, Kyoya, and Madoka: AW YEAH!
"LET US RIDE THE TRIPLE RAINBOW CREEPER-PEGACORNS TO THE ALMIIGHTY BURGER HOUSE!"
Everyone got onto the creeper-pegacorns and Slayer blew up another wall using a toilet paper covered TNT block from Minecraft. "ONWARD!"
As the group flew the the Burger House, a flying monkey from Wizard of Oz appeared singing Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. When they were above the Burger House, a building that's an actual burger, the creeper-pegacorns blew up and they all fell onto the bun. The group entered and went crazy!
Gingka was chewing on every single thing he saw and once in a while yelled PICKLES! and attacked people.
Benkei was eating every peice if patty he saw while saying TRANASAURUS REX! and attempting to turn into a cannible.
Kyoya really did turn into King of all Beasts whaen Massamune tried to take his burger. He almost ate Masamune -_-'
Masamune was trying to steal people's burgers while saying FUZZY TRIPLE RAINBOW UNICORN BIKKINI ICE SCULPTURES!
Ryuga was running around the place on a REAL LIFE DRAGON and chopping an EGG SALAD MUTANT into CHUNKES OF MASHED UNICORN POO!
Kenta was shooting arrows at people that exloded into MAGICAL SPARKLY PIXIE DUST THAT MAKES YOU FLY made out of ONIONS!
Yu was eating ICE CREAM covered in CHOCOLATE HAMSTERS!
Madoka was DAYDREAMING about a HAMBURGER PATTY SUPER MODEL GINGKA!
And Slayer was BEING THE SUPREME LORD OF THE BURGER HOUSE WHILE HAVING JEFF THE KILLER EAT UNICORN SAUSAGE!
me: HOLY CRAP BATMAN! THIS TURNED OUT AMAZING!
Ryuga: OH MY GOD I WAS RIDING A REAL DRAGON! BEST DAY EVER!
me: Reveiw if you think I did a good job. And tell me if you want another chapter. I will do one if you people want me to ^_^ BAIS! HERE COMES DA SLAYA! *eats another insane pill* WHOO HOOOO!