--Note: Please do not read this if you are offended by swears, atheist humor, profanity or mild violence--
~I would like to thank my friend Sarah who wrote a lot of this! I helped with bits, and fixed some grammer, but without her, this story would not exist. ~
In a chorus room somewhere in the northeastern part of the United States, two sopranos stood next to one another. One of them a senior named Sarah, and the other a sophomore named Christina. We shall be calling Christina "Tinaz", as it is more awesome, as zs make everything better. And if you don't think so then you can go fuck yourself! Anyway this is the story of Sarah and Tinaz and their adventures.
In the chorus room:
Sarah: If we have to sing the chromatic scale one more time I think I might actually stab myself!
Tinaz: Well we could always..
Sarah: Skip Chorus!?
Tinaz: You know it.
Sarah and Tinaz walked out of the chorus room without even asking permission to go to the bathroom.
Sarah: So where do you want to go?
Tinaz: I don't know.
Sarah: We could go bug Sarah S. during her lunch.
Tinaz: Nah. We need to do something more epic.
Sarah: Like what?
Tinaz: Get your car ready.
Sarah: You're planning on leaving the school completely?
Tinaz: Well if we are going to skip we might as well go all out.
Sarah: But we'll never make it back in time for lunch!
Tinaz: Well if you have that attitude then we won't.
Sarah (sighing): Fine, let's go.
In the car・
Sarah: So where do you want to go?
Tinaz: I don't know. Now turn left.
Sarah: If you don't know then how come you're giving me directions!
Tinaz: I'm just going with the flow. Now go straight through this light.
Sarah: If we get lost, I will drop you off on the side of the road.
Tinaz: Pssh, like I would get lost.
Sarah: Well I'm going to stop at the next building to ask for directions.
Tinaz: Then why not there?
Sarah: You sure?
Tinaz: Why do you ask?
Sarah: Cause that's a church.
Tinaz: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Sarah: Too late! I'm stopping there.
Tinaz (whining): But they'll try to push their religion on us!
Sarah: Come on Tinaz, that's just a stereotype.
In the church・
Priest: Have you come to pray?
Tinaz: I'm out of here.
Sarah (grabbing Tinaz): Anyways, we didn't come here to pray, we came because we hoped you could help us find our way.
Priest: Then you have come to the right place. We help a lot of people find there way.
Sarah: No not that kind of way, we just want directions back to our school.
Priest: If you pray to God he shall guide you.
Sarah: Come on Tinaz; let's stop at a gas station.
Tinaz: Finally!
Outside the church・
Sarah: Well that was a waste of time.
Tinaz: I told you it would be!
Sarah: I guess you were right on that one.
Voice: Hey you two!
Sarah and Tinaz turn around to see a bright light.
Sarah: Who the hell are you?
Tinaz (to Sarah): He hasn't come for my cheetos has he?
Sarah: Why the hell would he have come for your cheetos?
Tinaz: Because I was planning on eating them later.
Voice: I have come for your cheetos!
Tinaz: I knew it!
Voice: No seriously I haven't come for your cheetos. You see, I am GOD!
Sarah and Tinaz: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
To be continued