Hi, my name is Lilac and I had an older sister named Ebony who went to Hogwarts and I'm a squib so I got sent to a normal school. I have curly brown hair to my shoulders and dark blue eyes. I am slightly on the chunky side and I have stains on my teeth where I once had braces. I am really intelligent though and I have a nice personality unlike my sister. I am dating this boy named Leonard Hofstadter who is fifteen like me.
"Hi Leonard!" I called when I saw him in the hall.
"Hi Lilac." He replied with his glasses. I was about to say something back when Sheldork Cooper walked up. I had to suppress a sigh, he can be SO annoying. Thankfully, he was too busy complaining about something to notice us, so Leonard and I snuck away before he could see us.
"That was close." Leonard said wiping his brow and taking a puff off of his inhaler.
"I know right?" I said. Sheldork was so annoying that I sometimes felt like torturing him like in that one movie. The only person more annoying than Sheldon was that prep Howard but he was celebrating Rash Hannah because he's Jewish so he wasn't there. Howard was sooo annoying with his tight pants and chili bowl haircut, sometimes I felt like blinding him and sending him out on the streets to beg for money for me like in that one movie. However, you can only blind people if they sing well like in that one movie.
"What are you thinking about?" Leonard asked breaking into my thoughts.
"Just how annoying Sheldork is and how preppy Harold is." I said before bursting into tears, thinking about things that piss me off can get me so emotional. Leonard started crying too and we started cutting ourselves with his glasses. (Enoby had said that the cool kids do it.)
As we were cutting, Raj walked up and then he started crying because he's very sensitive. Leonard and I put up our middle fingers at him and walked off. Then, Raj's preppy sister did a voo doo spell and Leonard fell on the ground and…DIED!
To be continued….