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Rated M. Will contain blood, gore, mentions of rape, murder in the highest degree, LIMES(maybe), and LEMONS(maybe).

Chapter 1: Broken Hands

"Someone get me the anesthetic faast!"

Doctor Mario couldn't believe so much damage could be done to the human hands. All the fingers were dislocated in each joint. Some pulled apart. Fingernails either pulled off or hanging loosely or shattered into pieces. What made him want to throw up was what happened to the palms and wrist. Stab marks that were jagged and pierced through to the other end. Obvious signs that the hands were stomped and grinded on repeatedly. It even looked like the person was trying to rip the hands from it's wrists by bruises and outstretched skin.

Dr. Mario will need to reassure the two swordsmen that they will be treated and their hands will be healed … hopefully. "Mr. Link. I will need to ask you and your friend to try and refrain from struggling and stay calm u-"

Interrupting him, Link yelled out in pain and anger. "Stay calm? Our hands are destroyed and it freakin' hurts. You b-" before Link could continue yelling, the nurse came in and injected to anesthetic to both swordfighters hands. Not waiting for anymore orders, she ran back out to get away from the glare of the elf boy.

"The anesthetic should start working soon. Now, two investigators will come in to intero-…ask you what happened. If you cooperate, they will even be able to find out who did this to you two." Receiving a nod from both men, he exited with a thank you and a ciao. After a few minutes, a lady wearing a purple dress and a man with feminine face come barging in, running to both of the men's bedsides.

Ike was surprised to see his boyfriend and the Hylian princess come running in after he was trying to relax from the pain. "Zelda? Marth? You guys are the investigators?"

"What are you talking about? We came because we got a call from a one of the nurses that you both got injured. It was hard to understand since she kept saying 'chance' in the middle of each word." Seeing the tears that were about to come out of his boyfriend's eyes, Ike pulled him into a reassuring embrace.

"We'll be fine. Right Link?" Looking at the elf boy, he made glare threatening pain if he doesn't make any form of assurance.

"Yeah, yeah, we'll be okay. But its really pissing me off not knowing who did this to us." Looking shocked, Zelda accidentally placed her hands on Link's. Even though the anesthetic was still in effect, there were still the small ounces of pain left, causing Link to seethe.

"Oh Link I'm so sorry! But what do you mean you don't who did this? How did it even happen?" Looking at Ike, Link received a nod to give an explanation.

"It happened like this-"

FLASHBACK (man I love these)

Link and Ike were sparring in one of the arenas. Both swordsmen were panting furiously, but Ike looking more tired with drool coming out his mouth and looking scared knowing he'd lose.

-"I was not. Now tell it right or I'll tell it."-

-"Okay, okay."-

As the two charged each other, Ike jumped on Link forcing him to the ground. As the two started grappling and ground fighting, something hit Link in the back of the head putting him in a semi-conscious state. Then he heard Ike yell in pain as if something got broken. Before he could come to, he felt someone pull his hat over his head. Then he felt the agonizing pain. It felt like someone stabbed his blade into his hands. He thought it was over, but then he felt boots or maybe even a rock being smashed on both his hands. There was even the twisting and he could feel many things pop. After that, his hat was pulled off and he saw Ike unconscious. His hands looked like they went into hammer smashing convention. Then he felt a blow to the head and became unconscious as well.

END FLASHBACK

"-and after that we woke up in here."

"That's all I needed to hear." Looking at the door, they saw Samus in her zero suit leaning on the side of the door. "Sorry for not making myself known, but I didn't want to interrupt you telling the events. I'll be investigating into this case. After that I'll be interrogating the smashers one by one. The two of you are'nt excluded either." Ike was now wondering why Snake wasn't involved. He's been friends with the agent, and knows that he is skilled in these things.

"What about Snake? Won't he be going into this investigation too?" Link could have sworn he saw Samus' eyes turn red for a second. Looking at Zelda, it looked like she noticed as well.

"HE will be put as one of the people to be interrogated. You can never be too careful." Turning around she opens the door to leave with a curt goodbye. The group thought they saw her flip them off on the way out. After a moment of silence, Link decides to break it.

"What's got her zero suit in a knot? I know Snake isn't that sociable, but he does have good skills for this. We didn't even do anything to him to piss him off this bad." Looking at Zelda, he was hoping he could get something from her considering that the girls always had those 'get togethers' everyday.

"What? Don't ask me. Samus is always quiet when we all get together. Sometimes she criticizes us for wearing dresses and other stuff." Eliciting a small grumble, she turns away from the three men.

"Maybe she's racist." Ike's idea got him stares to just shut the hell up. "Think about it. She makes fun of Zelda and Peach's dress ware. She mocks my relationship with Marth, and she tries threatening to pull Links ears off. So maybe she hates Snake the most since he's… not Chozo-like?"

They all gave him a stare that said 'your brain actually thought of something like that?' Clearing his throat, Marth decides to move on. "Whatever the case may be, we may need to put Snake on this case. Samus will be mad if we put him on it, so I suggest we wait until he gets interrogated. If he is found innocent, then we can have him take the case."

"What do you mean if? You make it sound like he did do this to us." Link was now looking at Marth with a disappointed look. Forgetting his hands were broken he tried to close them, but popped something instead.

Trying to hold a chuckle from Link's seething and gasping, Zelda tries to calm him down. "I'm sure he means if Samus finds him innocent. She might be hard headed and lock him up if she thinks he's the one." Making sure she isn't putting pressure on his hands, Zelda leans over and gives Link a peck on the cheek.

"You always know how to calm me down." Leaning into her, he was about to give her his way of thank you until Dr. Mario came in.

"HEY! No PDAs in the hospital." "Its in one of the smashers private rooms." "No means NO." Soon an argument occurred between the Italian doctor and the elf boy.

Unknown to them, there was someone outside watching them. Looking at damage of the hands on the two swordsmen, the figure gives a small chuckle while thinking of what is to come. "Soon. Very soon. Maybe those hands will get the message."

I'm leaving it here for now. Next chapter will be Snakes interrogation by Samus. Please leave reviews and hoped you liked it. Will continue until the end.