Hi! This is my first Fan Fic, so please review and tell me what you think! I'd love to know.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran, Bisco Hatori does, if I did own it… well, lets just say it would be rated MA-15+
Rated: T
Warnings: Mild swearing.
Story Start…
It was a normal day at the Host Club. "Haruhi, Haruhi!" Tamaki bounded up, holding a crimson rose. "For you, my princess…" He said with a flourish. All the girls started swooning. "Fuck off" was Haruhi's reply, her face blank, devoid of any emotion. The room went quiet. "EEEP!" Tamaki shrunk back as if he had been hit. He turned to Kyoya with a horrified expression on his face. "MOMMY! Haruhi SWORE!" He whined. "DO SOMETHING!" Kyoya's glasses glinted as he got up. That was never a good sign. "I. Am. Not. Your. Wife. You. Fucking. Moron." He stated. Another hushed silence. It wasn't yelled but the threat was heard as easily as if it had been. Tamaki had the same reaction as before. "WAH! Mommy swore too! Help me!" All the girls rushed to his side, comforting him. "Oh, I can help you…" Nekozawa appeared out of the shadows staring holes into everyone. "RUN AWAY!" Tamaki yelled as he ran out of the door the girls following.
"Well, that was interesting… " the twins declared in unison, smirks on their faces."Yeah!" Hunny mumbled, sitting with his Usa-Chan and his mouth full of cake. "Haru-Chan should fight back more often…" he cut off his sentence to shove more cake into his mouth. "…same with Kyo-Chan" The twins' smirks widened when they looked out the window and saw Tamaki still running away, out of the school grounds. They shrugged. "Well, at least we have something to tease Tono about when he gets back..." Kaoru said, leaning on his brother. "True…" Hikaru replied. It was going to be a long day.
Well…. What do you think? Hate it? Love it? Wish I could fall in a hole and die? PLEASE DO TELL!
R&R PLEASE!