Disclaimer: I don't own kuroko no Basket

I really can't logically explain how did story even came to being. One day it just hit me: What if Kagami was a superhero and Aomine was his arch nemesis? And thus Love Catch was born.

Keep in mind that this story is kind of a parody of most superhero movies (and comics), so don't take some of the events that happen in here to seriously.

Love Catch

Chapter :1

The screams of a hopeless scared woman could be heard throughout the city. A mass of people -men, women, and children alike- could be seen running for their lives. Many pushed over and stepped on each other in the process. Running behind them were two greenish monsters in the shape of two alien octopuses. One of them carried said screaming woman with a tentacle. The other carried a blue haired silent boy.

The two monsters sprayed some kind of green slop out of their tentacles at the helpless people. The unlucky ones were caught in the slop and stopped dead in their steps. In less than ten seconds their skin started turning into jello.

"Somebody please! A woman carry an infant yelled at the sky. "Somebody please save us!"

All of a sudden, someone slammed into the ground and created a small gap between the octopus monsters and the scared citizens; causing a small earthquake. Many stopped and turned back to look at the person. Even the monsters attacks came to a halt.

The man was tall. He wore a skin tight violet suit that showed off his masculine assets. He had a black bet around his waist that carry random tools. His face (sans the eyes and mouth) was covered by a matching violet mask. The top of the mask sported out like two cat ears.

"I'm here fellow peop- um, citizens!" the masked man said. He put his hands on his hips. "I'll beat the crap out of these monsters for you."

One of the little boys in the crowd face widened at the sight of the masked hero. "It's Dunk Man!"

"Dunk Man came to save us!" A random person yelled.

"Dunk Man is here?" Another person said.

Both months lined their free tentacles up and started shooting at Dunk Man. It seemed they were not particular fond of the masked hero.

"Watch out Dunk Man!" The same boy from earlier yelled.

"That's it? To easy." Dunk Man easily dodge the attacks by running side to side. His running speed was beyond that of a normal human so the minute the citizens blinked, Dunk Man was already behind the monsters. The masked hero jumped eight feet in the air. He put both arms straight ahead of him. "METEOR JAM!"

Two small fire balls in the shape of a meteorite were quickly approaching. The two octopuses monsters did not even have the chance to move and protect themselves before they were burnt to ashes. The woman started screaming out of fear of burning, but before she know it, she and the blue haired boy were both in the masked hero arms.

The day was saved. The monsters were gone and not many people were seriously injured. Dunk Man had saved the day once again from perishing. The citizens were proud of their hero.

"Thank You Dunk Man." The once hostage woman said as she bowed in front of him. Tears were coming out of her eyes. She honestly looked a wreck, but nobody could balm her. You would to if you were captured by a octopus monster.

"Mama!" The boy in the crowd held out his hands and ran to the crying woman.

"Toma!" The woman opened up her arms and embraced her son. "I'm so glad that you are okay. I don't know what I would do if I lost you."

"I'm happy that you and your son were not hurt." Dunk Man smiled. He was not the best superhero ( and needs a lot more training according to Himuro) but whenever he sees the smiles on the peoples faces, he knows he is doing a good job! Now if he could quietly sneak away- what was that? He felt something poking him on his side.

Dunk Man turned to his side. Right there was the same blue haired boy that he just saved. Dunk Man almost peed his pants- or suit. He thought the boy had probably ran off now; he didn't even sense the boy standing right by him.

"Thank you very much." the boy quietly bowed his head; his voice and face were expressionless. Dunk Man noticed how short the boy was. Was he in high school? Middle school? Wait! Why did he care how old the boy was?

The blue haired boy started digging in his jacket pocket. He pulled out a pink and red lollipop. The boy then proceeded to point it at Dunk Man. " You can have this lollipop. I have more."

Dunk Man blushed as he slowly took the lollipop. Was this boy serious? Who normally gave people pink and red lollipops for saving their life? And why was he blushing?

"Well I have to go." The boy turned around and before Dunk Man knew it, the boy had disappeared in the crowd.

And then it dawn on him.

"AHHH!" Dunk Man yelled at the top of his lungs. Many people stopped again and stared at him.

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"Sorry I'm late!" Kagami yelled as he slammed the gym door open. His clothes ( a shirt and pair of shorts) were soaking in sweat. " I had to take a huge um...dump!"

The high school basketball team sighed before resuming their running. They were use to their coach abnormal long bathroom breaks. It hardly bothered them during practice, but it was a little irritating when he would just leave them during a match for a poop break. Coach Kagami should really go to the doctor with his bathroom breaks problem.

Kagami Taiga was the current gym teacher and basketball coach at Serin High School. Of course it was not Kagami's first choice of a carrier, but a leg injury he got in high school kept him from playing professional basketball. He then decided to become a firefighter with his best friend Himuro. For half a year Himuro and him went through rash yet exciting training at the recruit school to become a firefighters.

That's when he got hit with a meteor from outer space.

Himuro and him were just on their first month of the one year probation period. Kagami went out for a little run one night when all of a sudden a meteor came falling on him out of nowhere. After that, Kagami spent the rest of the year in the hospital (though to him it was more like a research lab and he was a lab rat). It was then when Kagami realized he had superhuman strength and power of fire. Such irony for a firefighter.

That's when Kagami decided to become a superhero,because that's what all good human beings with sudden super powers do. Besides, there was an increase of crime and monsters attacks after that meteor hit.

He also decided to quit being a firefighter. It would be hard to get away from the department every time there was a monster attack on the city. Lucky for Kagami, one of his old teammates was the current principal at Serin High School. He asked Kagami to be the basketball team coach.

"Um, Coach Kagami," One of the boys raised his hand while holding the basketball in the other. Everyone else stopped running and turned to their coach. " The vice principal just came a few minutes before you came back. He said one of the Seishun kindergarten teachers was on his way."

"What!" Kagami yelled as his face widened with shock. He took a step back. How could he have forgotten? One of the kindergarten teachers had called him two days ago asking if his basketball team would mind 'entertaining' his kindergarten class for a day. He was coming over today to work the schedule out and Kagami forgot. But how could he remember when he was fighting crime all day.

"Alright!" Kagami clapped his hands together. Everyone stopped and ran over to their coach. "Everyone get into two separate teams. We are going to play until that kindergarten teacher comes and show him just how good we are."

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"Sakurai you idiot! Look at what you did."

The short brown haired boy,Sakurai, quivered to the ground as a stack of papers were thrown at him. He started crying. "I'm sorry Aomine sir. It's all my fault that your precious creations were destroyed by Dunk Man. I shouldn't have dropped them off in that area!"

Aomine gridded his teeth together. "Forget about that loser. Look at the screen."

Sakurai slowly got up from the floor. He rubbed his hands on his eyes to try to make the tears stop. He then focus hat was in front of him. He frowned. It was a recording of the monster attack on the that Aomine launched on the city today. "I'm sorry Aomine sir, but I don't know what am I suppose to be seeing."

Aomine grabbed the back on Sakurai's head. He used his fingers to keep the small boy's eyelids open. "Look at the hostages."

Sakurai eyes were starting to burn, he needed to blink. All he saw was a screaming woman and a barely visible blue haired- oh. "Isn't that-"

"Tetsu." Aomine let lose his grip on Sakurai. "I thought I told you to teach those monsters that whatever they do, DON'T HARM Kuroko Tetsuya. You know that he attracts the supernatural."

This was bad. Sakurai got on his hands and knees in front of Aomine. "I'm so sorry sir. I was so busy cleaning your lab that I completely forgot!"

"Never mind." Aomine folded his arms. An evil smirk appeared on his face. "We know that Dunk Man loves saving people. We shall use that to our advantage." Once Dunk Man was gone with he could finally take over Japan.

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Kagami feet kept tapping the ground. He was growing irritated and kind of jealous at his team as he watched them play basketball. He wanted to play also, but it would just look weird. He was their coach.

"Um."

They have been playing for an hour now waiting for that kindergarten teacher. And here Kagami was, just standing here watching. Watching, analyzing, and nothing else.

"Excuse me."

Maybe Himuro will play some basketball with him later on tonight. He just hope Himuro doesn't have to much work to- something was poking him. Kagami jumped and felt on the ground. He didn't even notice somebody was behind him.

The person just started at him. "Are you okay sir?"

Kagami eyes widened. He started pointing at the boy. It was the same boy he rescued earlier today. "Don't tell me you are the teacher who's here to talk to me?"

The blue haired boy nodded.

To be Continued in Chapter: 2